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Archive for the ‘Awkward Moments’ Category

July 1st, 2008

Madonna and A-Rod?

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This is one I didn’t see coming at all. Madonna has been receiving late night visits from Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, sometimes leaving later than midnight - and her building doormen are talking, talking, talking! Here’s the official statement from Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s publicist:
“Madonna and Alex […]

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June 30th, 2008

Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson some very bad names

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In a classic case of pot and kettle, Pam Anderson, longtime vegan, has criticized fellow bimbette Jessica Simpson for wearing a shirt that said “Real Girls Eat Meat”. ANIMAL meat, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Anyway, listen to what she said on […]

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June 24th, 2008

Worst cover of all time award goes to Celine Dion

celine dion is responsible for many things: my ears bleeding after the 456th time I heard “My Heart Will Go On“, crazy fist pounding on the chest when people are singing, and now, her TRUE contribution to society has finally been recognized by Guitar Hero magazine with their award for the worst cover of all […]

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June 16th, 2008

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong turned away from swanky restaurant

There must be some kind of irresisitbleness about Kate Hudson that makes men keep flocking to her like flies. Maybe she wears Kentucky Fried Chicken on her wrists - that stuff has a secret chemical that makes you crave it every night.
Anyway, Kate and her newest toyboy Lance Armstrong were actually turned away from […]

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June 12th, 2008

Lynne Spears is the best mother in the world

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Lynne Spears is my kind of delusional wackjob. She’s writing a parenting book about how hard it is to be a mother, but LOOK HOW SHE HAS TRIUMPHED. Really, look. LOOK. You can see, right? Hmmm.
Anyway, because of her daughters’ Britney and Jamie Lynn’s various screwups in the past few months (getting pregnant, getting […]

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June 10th, 2008

Jessica Simpson is selling sexy underwear now

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Is it me, or is Jessica Simpson starting to look like a Dynasty character? I just expect her to start showing up everywhere with huge shoulderpads and start slapping a ho into a goldfish pond. Krystal!
Anywho, everyone’s favorite little untalented divorcee is now selling underpants. I don’t know why, she just is. You […]

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June 6th, 2008

Mary Kate Olsen falls on her boney little booty

Well, well, well. Good morning to you, my lovely readers. How gorgeous you are looking today - you make me want to eat a dozen donuts in celebration. (Actually, I was thinking about doing that anyway, but you’re giving me a good excuse.)
Mary Kate Olsen, one of the twins you always wanted to give a […]

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May 10th, 2008

Video of Angelina Jolie making out with a smarmy Italian singer at age 18

Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.

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May 9th, 2008

Hugh Hefner invites Miley Cyrus to pose in Playboy

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Hugh Hefner, the randy old goat, has invited Miley Cyrus to pose in Playboy. Here’s what he had to say:
“Sure, she’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady. And I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as […]

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May 1st, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow and the blue satin pantsuit

Oh, Gwynnie. Did the 70’s teach you NOTHING, my dear? Here’s what Gwyneth decided to wear to the premiere of “Iron Man”:
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Unfortunately, her Iron Cameltoe is the ONLY thing memorable about this outfit. Ba-ZING!
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