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Archive for the ‘BOOBIES!’ Category

June 9th, 2008

Christina Aguilera has a plan. A Larger Breasts plan.

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There’s nothing quite as sexy as large breasts with GIANT BLUE VEINS running through them, is there? Well, Christina Aguilera agrees with you, my lovely Snarkarinos, and has decided that she will breastfeed sonny boy Max until he’s two in order to hang on to those melons.
Personally, I think she might […]

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April 23rd, 2008

Stuff we didn’t want to know about Kelly Clarkson

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Guess what? Kelly Clarkson likes being all naked. Nothing wrong with that, except that she likes to be naked in front of people who come over to her house. Like, say you’ve been invited for a spot of coffee with ol’ Kelly […]

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April 3rd, 2008

Video of Angelina Jolie when she was 16 - Good Vibrations, baby!

LOL! Here’s a cute little video of Angelina Jolie vamping like crazy for the camera when she was 16. I think she was posing for a swimsuit shot or something? Even when she was 16, she was so exotically beautiful, don’t you think? Of course, the rest of us who made silly videos of ourselves […]

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March 24th, 2008

Pam Anderson is getting her own reality show

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Oh JOY! The bliss I am feeling right now is too much for an ordinary mortal such as me, and do you know WHY?
Pam Anderson is getting her own reality show.
I KNOW!!! And not just ANY old reality show….one in which she will […]

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March 22nd, 2008

Naked Jamie Lee Curtis in AARP

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Big news today that Jamie Lee Curtis, who will turn 50 in November, will be posing topless in AARP magazine. If you didn’t know what AARP stands for, it’s the “American Association of Retired Persons”; in other words, our parents will most likely getting a […]

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March 5th, 2008

Nicole Richie pines for her anorexic days when she had no boobies

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Since giving birth to baby Harlow, Nicole Richie has lamented that her mosquito bites are now jugs:
“I am bustier now and I really don’t like it.
“It doesn’t really fit with my wardrobe, it’s not who I am. I am not someone who is used to […]

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February 26th, 2008

Tuesday morning gossip, feeling fine

Good morning, Snarkarinos! How are you this fine day? I went for another long walk this morning and I’m feeling good; every little bit helps, ya know? If any of you have some serious weight loss tips (I need to lose like 50 pounds), I’d sure appreciate ‘em. Or inspirational stories. Or something that will […]

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February 20th, 2008

Gossip, morning edition

Guess what I had for breakfast? Yep, Grape Nuts. I’m not a HUGE fan, but I like ‘em with blueberries. Gosh, I sound all organic don’t I….next I’ll be posting about my worm farm and how I make my own wine out of recycled paper.
On to the gossip! First, we get our first glimpse […]

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February 19th, 2008

Morning gossip with eggs, even!

But not just ANY old eggs, mind you - chocolate eggs, chocolate CREAM FILLED eggs. Which, if you have not noticed, are ALREADY IN THE STORES. We just got done with Valentines Day candy and now we’re on to Easter candy….how’s a girl supposed to stick to her diet this way, I ask you? Hmph. […]

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February 15th, 2008

Afternoon super gossip video roundup

Well, howdy gossip friends! It’s Friday afternoon, and I’ve been planning a nap since I woke up this morning. Ever have one of those days? I seriously can’t wait. Hopefully one of my cats will join me. I know, exciting stuff. :>)
ANYWAY, here’s a few gossipy videos I thought you might like. First, Adnan […]

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