Well, after ten years of marriage and five seasons of a reality show that showed how awfully strained their marriage had truly become, Jon and Kate Gosselin have officially called it quits. Their show tonight on TLC had the announcement:

I don’t think anyone who’s watched the show for more than five minutes is surprised at this announcement; Kate always treated Jon like he was something on the bottom of her shoe, and Jon dealt with it by disassociating with the family. Hopefully they’ll put the kids first in this whole thing, but judging from their past history, I’m not going to hold my breath.

Awww. My faith in marriage is now officially dead, because reality celeb couple Jordan and Peter Andre are splitting up after four years of marriage. The two have three kids together, one of which is Jordan’s from a previous relationship. So we won’t have any of this wonderful crooning anymore:

Chris Brown and Rihanna, who have been in the news A LOT because Chris beat the shizznit out of her and is facing two felony charges because of it, are rumored to be living together. Yeah, smart! Let’s get CLOSER to the guy who hit, bit, and choked you until you were unconscious!

A so-called “friend” of Rihanna’s told the Chicago Sun Times that “They have spent quite a few nights together. Unfortunately, Rihanna still wants him and has said to us all, ‘Get over yourselves. I’m with him, so deal with it.’ She has told us she won’t be going public with the relationship for a while.”

Apparently Rihanna also said that she believes this is a “strong woman empowerment” kind of thing. Oh, honey….really? REALLY? You believe being a strong woman is allowing the man who beat you to a bloody pulp back into your circle of trust? Really? Why don’t you give Tina Turner a call and see how that whole thing worked out for her - you might be surprised!

Mel Gibson’s wife of 28 years, Robin, has filed for divorce, citing irreconciliable differences. Basically, she got tired of teh crazy! Robin better watch out, he’ll sic his crazy Catholic peeps on her or spray “Sugartits” on her car. Just for old time’s sake, let’s listen to Braveheart in action, shall we?

Ahh, now I’m beginning to see Robin’s point of view, aren’t you?

We’re pretty much over this whole thing with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston, right? At least the public is, I think. Which is why I think it’s so weird that the parties involved keep bringing it up in ever interview. It was like four years ago, people! We get it!

Anyway, in the newest issue of “W”, Brad decided to talk about this whole thing YET AGAIN. Here’s what he had to say:

On the public’s misinterpretation of his and Jolie’s “affair”… “What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

On Aniston’s recent comment that it was “uncool” for Jolie to openly state that she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith… “Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.”

On his current relationship with Aniston… “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

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Honestly, I like him and Angelina together, I think they’re good for each other, and I think Jennifer Aniston should stick to TV and stop thinking she’s a “serious” actress. End. Done. I’ve thought about it and counted to three!

Rumors are flying that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will be calling it quits after Valentines Day this year. The couple, who have been married for about four years, have ten month old twins and by all accounts have been doing just fine. However, the rumor mill is busily churning out stories of naughty hijinks: Marc partying with friends at nightclubs without his wedding ring on, Jennifer showing up at premieres and parties looking muy caliente without HER wedding ring on. Not much to go on as yet, but seeing as neither of these two characters have much of a track record in the monogamy department, I wouldn’t be surprised if the rumors are actually true.

Man, this was fast! According to two different sources, Madonna and soon to be ex Guy Ritchie are already moving on to new relationships, Guy with millionaire (and ex of Hugh Grant) Jemima Khan, and Madonna with some model from Brazil named Jesus. Boy, I don’t think that the ink is even dry on the divorce papers yet, is it?

Well, it’s the end of an era. The UK court has granted Madonna and Guy Ritchie a quickie divorce today, ending a five year marriage. Here’s the preliminary settlement:

British news media reported, without identifying the sources of their information, that the couple had reached a settlement that would see the pop superstar keep the majority of her estimated 300 million pound ($445 million) fortune and share custody with Ritchie of their two children: Rocco, 8, and David Banda, 3, who was adopted from Malawi in 2006.

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A full boring legal settlement should be reached in about six weeks. Madonna’s been hanging out with A-Rod lately, but I don’t think that’s what broke them up; Madonna sued for Guy being “unreasonable”, which, what in the world does that mean? He doesn’t want to take out the garbage or something? Madonna is pretty high-maintenance, if you ask me…..I’d be totally wanting to wear that pointy cone bra all the time just to tick her off.

In a very open interview with Vogue, Jennifer Aniston is finally talking about the breakdown of her marriage with Brad Pitt and aims some of her snippiness right at Angelina Jolie. Here’s what she had to say about the breakup:

On being bothered that Angelina recounted a detailed timeline of how she fell in love with Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith: “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.

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Well, I don’t know, but shouldn’t she just, you know, GET OVER IT?!?!?!? I can’t believe she’s still milking this. Someone please tell her to get a life already. Talking about it four years later is the most pathetic thing I’ve seen in a long time - nobody cares!

Should we believe that Pitt and and Jolie were physical before Aniston and Pitt broke up? I tend to think No, because Angelina is too honest to not admit to it; she doesn’t hide that kind of stuff and I really think she would probably come clean. Do I think there was an attraction that they didn’t act on? Sure! And I also believe that Aniston was aware of it, didn’t do anything about it, and should get over it.

Get over it Jen. And maybe you should start being more concerned that your career is in the tank. The truth is, you are a TV star, and not the film star you are deluded enough to believe you are. I mean, come on…..Marley and Me? Give me a break. You weren’t funny on Friends, and you’re simply painful to watch now.

Well, nobody ever said being married to Madonna would be easy. Oh, wait. YES, THEY DID. Anyway, more details that we probably never wanted to know about Guy and Madonna’s marriage are leaking out, including the fact that Madge actually scheduled Happy Time (sex) around her gym times. Ain’t that romantic! Here’s what a friend of Guy’s had to say:

‘Guy of course felt this a tremendous turn-off to be at the same level of importance as, for example, her gym sessions and Kabbalah meetings.

‘As a consequence, their sex life died more than a year ago. It is no exaggeration to say that they had not shared a bed in a year when the divorce was announced. And when the sex died for them, the marriage was doomed.’

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Plus, he’s starting to reconnect with old friends that he hasn’t been able to connect with since Madge started being such a control freak, and she gets mad when this happens, but then, she stays mum about her relationship with a certain Mr. A-Rod. What’s good for the gander isn’t so good for the goose!