LeAnn Rimes is being accused of stalking her former supalovah, Eddie Cibrian, with whom she starred in an extremely forgettable Lifetime movie (she was caught on camera suckling his finger, which, yeah, I didn’t need that mental picture either). Eddie’s wife says that LeAnn needs to STEP OFF:

“She refuses to leave us alone — it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance.”…”LeAnn is so desperate for fame she has left her self-respect in the gutter and doesn’t care who she hurts to get what she wants,” she charges. “She’s hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom.”

Ooh, I smell a catfight! MEOW! Pull up a lawnchair, grab a Mike’s, and get comfy, because I’m pretty sure this is going to get worse. Eddie had to change his phone number because LeAnn wouldn’t stop sexting him lovey dovey messages. I’m guessing he couldn’t stand the yodeling anymore? He better watch out or she’ll be boiling a rabbit!

We all know that Madonna is going out with a 22 year old model named Jesus Luz, right? Well, he is well and truly whipped, as he is now going around saying that Madge is “without fault”, full of some kind of unicorn goodness, poops kittens, etc. Here’s what he had to say:
‘Madonna is beautiful, a person full of positive energy, with no visible faults. I found her marvellous. Her personality also impressed me.
Okay, let’s substitute “positive energy” for Botox, “faults” for self-restraint, and “personality” for vadge. Let’s have another go:
‘Madonna is beautiful, a person full of Botox, with no visible self-restraint. I found her marvellous. Her vadge also impressed me.
Ah, that’s more like it!

Actress Megan Fox, best known for her role as eye candy in Transformers, is apparently trying to get some attention by announcing she once had a steamy lesbian love affair with a Russian stripper. Here’s more:

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided _ oh man, sorry, mommy! _ that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

- source

She goes on to say that we all have the propensity to be attracted to either sex at some point or the other. That’s totally true. Here’s who I have a crush on right now, in fact:

You stay classy, Joan Rivers! Sigh.

The National Enquirer (I know, I know) has quite a juicy little item on Priscilla Presley and VERY married producer Nigel Lythgoe, who is also a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance.” Here’s the scoop:

For more than a year, Priscilla has been in an on-and-off romance with “So You Think You Can Dance” judge Nigel Lythgoe. Nigel’s estranged wife has been fighting to win him back, and at times he has indicated that he’s open to a reconciliation.
Now it is as if Priscilla has a message for her boyfriend’s estranged wife Bonnie: “I’ve got him.”
Priscilla recently told a pal: “He’s not going back to his wife.”
Priscilla… kept [their] relationship low profile until recently. On August 3, she took [Nigel] to daughter Lisa Marie’s baby shower in Los Angeles and introduced him as her new boyfriend, said the pal.
“Up until that time, they had tried to keep the romance a secret because Nigel was torn between Priscilla and Bonnie,” the friend said.
Nigel and Bonnie, who have two sons together, separated early last year, not long after he met Priscilla at a charity fundraiser at her Los Angeles home on October 6, 2006. It was just months after Priscilla had split with her boyfriend of 22 years, Marco Garibaldi.

- source

Someone ought to tell Nigel that you shouldn’t date women who are A)not your wife and B)can’t move their faces because of too much Botox and whatever else she’s injecting into her face these days. Drano? Oatmeal? If she can stick it in a syringe, she’s probably injecting it somewhere.

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I’m sure that Kate Hudson is a very nice person, but BOY does she get around. Just two weeks ago she announced she was cutting it off with Owen Wilson, now she’s been spotted canoodling at Cannes with Lance Armstrong.

Now Lance is very cute, but he seems like the kind of tiresome person who is always going off about protein milkshakes and bowel movements and sneaker insoles, know what I mean? Like he takes you out to dinner and spends twenty minutes instructing the waitstaff on how to make his macrobiotic meals THAT HE BROUGHT HIMSELF and lectures you for having two glasses of wine. You end up snapping him in the eye with one of his cute little Live Strong bracelets, and he goes home and watches himself win the Tour de France for the millionth time while eating an entire jar of Nutella.

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Sweet buttered Moses, I didn’t even know that these two were going out! Well, it looks like Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are officially engaged. No word on the wedding date, but I’m guessing it won’t be long before we hear about how amazing everything is.

Okay. So I told you yesterday that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were supposedly an item. Apparently, they got married (this is a big rumor, I’m just reporting) in the Bahamas at Mariah’s estate there. The ring is supposedly worth 2.5 million (I’m thinking that Mariah HAD to have bought that puppy herself) and Nick’s family is supposedly supposed to be happy for him.

I am very skeptical of all of this. They have only known each other a few weeks because Nick is featured in her next video Bye Bye; plus, he’s like ten years younger then her and is mostly in the Nickolodeon crowd. I have a hard time believing that any of this is true mostly because of those reasons, but the biggest one is this: her newest album is out any minute now and I smell a huge publicity stunt. So! What do you think?

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I’m sorry, is this the oddest coupling you’ve ever heard of or WHAT. Apparently Mariah Carey is engaged to Nick Cannon, who is at least ten years younger than she is. When asked about the engagement at the party she was attending above there, she said “no comment.” You can kind of see the ring in this picture:

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Eh, I don’t think this is a good idea; she seems pretty high maintenance, kwim? The kind of person who would be following you around the house with a roll of paper towels and some 409.

Good morning, you lovely Snarkarino you! Well, rumor has it that Ryan Phillippe, who apparently is taking every chance possible to moan and groan about the demise of his marriage with Reese Witherspoon, has knocked up his on/off girlfriend Abbie Cornish, who starred with him in his newest project, “Stop Loss”.

Just as a little aside here, can’t these people take some saltpeter or something? I mean, COME ON. Most of the rest of the world manage to keep it in our pants a good amount of the time, am I right?

Oh, yalls - I hope to seven pound 2 ounce Baby Jebus that this newest dysfuctional crap from the Spears family is NOT true. But it seems that Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy Casey Aldredge has proposed and given Miss Moneybags an engagement ring that she is showing to everyone in town (perhaps he got it from the gumball machine?). That’s JUST what that family needs, right? Another white trash wedding. Just wait - I bet you anything that these two morons are related….that baby’s going to come out with two heads or something.