LeAnn Rimes is being accused of stalking her former supalovah, Eddie Cibrian, with whom she starred in an extremely forgettable Lifetime movie (she was caught on camera suckling his finger, which, yeah, I didn’t need that mental picture either). Eddie’s wife says that LeAnn needs to STEP OFF:

“She refuses to leave us alone — it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance.”…”LeAnn is so desperate for fame she has left her self-respect in the gutter and doesn’t care who she hurts to get what she wants,” she charges. “She’s hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom.”

Ooh, I smell a catfight! MEOW! Pull up a lawnchair, grab a Mike’s, and get comfy, because I’m pretty sure this is going to get worse. Eddie had to change his phone number because LeAnn wouldn’t stop sexting him lovey dovey messages. I’m guessing he couldn’t stand the yodeling anymore? He better watch out or she’ll be boiling a rabbit!

Hold on to your hats - Cynthia Nixon is engaged to longtime girlfriend Christine Marinoni. She announced her engagement at a rally for gay rights in New York City over the weekend. Congratulations to the happy couple - hopefully they can, you know, ACTUALLY GET MARRIED. Cynthia is getting ready to film the sequel to the Sex and the City movie, which honestly, even though I love me some SATC, I think it’s maybe time to hang it up? The movie was a good way to end the franchise, but a second one….feels like beating a dead horse to me.

I found this quote from Jennifer Aniston sad and somewhat pathetic; I’ve never liked her as an actress, but I am grudgingly beginning to like her as a person. Even when she spouts off with stuff like this:

‘I don’t think a perfect relationship exists. But I do think that many of us think it does and we’re just fooling ourselves.

‘Whoever said that everything has to be forever? That’s unrealistic or hoping for too much. I don’t think it’s worth all that pressure.’

I don’t think a perfect relationship exists, but I think that the capacity for making your relationship as perfect as possible DOES. Relationships are a lot of work with sometimes very little payback, but they do make life more meaningful. What do you think? Is there a perfect relationship out there? Do YOU think you have a perfect relationship? Discuss!

Here we go AGAIN! Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife Robin Wright Penn, with which he has two kids. You might remember that he did this just a few months ago, with Robin co-filing her own papers, but they were rescinded on their own request. I say just get it over with - Sean is notoriously hard to live with and has a HORRIBLE temper. Robin, you can do better!

O noes! Jamie Lynn Spears baby daddy Casey Aldridge has been seriously injured in a car accident. Apparently he has a cracked skull and has been fading in and out of consciousness; Jamie Lynn and his sister are right there holding a vigil and singing “Kum Ba Yah” (too soon?). Anyway, doctors expect that he’ll be fine; it’s less serious that they originally thought. Get well soon Casey!

Aww, isn’t that cute? Here’s Justin Timberlake with his main squeeze Jessica Biel at the Lakers game Tuesday night; the arena put them up on the Jumbotron and they put on a little show for everyone, smooching and hugging and goofing off. Doesn’t it seem like he never went out with Cameron Diaz? I can hardly remember the two of them together, they just never clicked for me.

Has The Boss been bossin’ around another woman than his wife? Apparently so - according to news reports, Bruce Springsteen has been named in a suit filed by businessman Arthur J. Kelly, who named the Born In The USA rocker as the reason for the breakup of his 17-year marriage to Ann C. Kelly, according to a complaint filed in Superior Court in Monmouth County last month.

The suit alleges that his wife “has committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen, who resides in Rumson, N.J., and Colts Neck, N.J., at various times and places too numerous to mention.”

So that’s kind of gross, because it’s saying basically that Randy Sandy was be-bopping with Bruce pretty much ALL THE TIME, in all sorts of places. DO NOT WANT.

This isn’t the first time that Bruce has been tarred with the adultery brush; his current wife Patti Scialfa was his on the side fling while he was married to his first wife, Julianne Phillips. Naughty!

AS WELL SHE SHOULD!! Just kidding, please don’t start picketing my house, okay? Here’s a cute little video of Portia de Rossi “apologizing” on the Jimmy Kimmel show for marrying her longtime love Ellen DeGeneres. Basically, it’s an apology to all the Prop 8 supporters who were put out by protesting same-sex marriage. Watch:

Well, isn’t that cute - Bruce Willis went out and found himself an almost exact clone of former wife Demi Moore! Yep, it’s true, Bruce got married to model (of COURSE she’s a model) Emma Heming this weekend at his home in the Turks & Caicos on Saturday. Among the guests were Demi and Ashton Kutcher, who is about six months older than the bride. I guess both Bruce and Demi like their significant others a LOT younger?

Teeny tiny actress Christina Ricci, who, honestly, could fit into my left pocket, is engaged to comedian Owen Benjamin. Yeah, I’ve never heard of him either, but that’s not the big story here. The big story is that he is 6 foot 7, and she is like the size of a fishstick. I bet you anything they sail into a restaurant together and the waiter asks if he can get her a booster seat and some crayons. Actually, that might work out in her favor since kids’ meals are crazy cheap and most of the time end up being more tasty then what the adults have to eat.

I digress. Pics!