June 25th, 2008
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So Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with early stages of emphysema. She was released from the hospital yesterday, with strict orders from the doctors to - you guessed it - STOP FREAKING SMOKING, YOU DUMB CRACKHEAD.
And what does she do? Why, she ambled healthfully across […]
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June 23rd, 2008
Good morning, you lovely Snarkarknos! How are you this fine Monday morning - getting ready for a fun week of workaday? Yeah, right. Well, let’s get started with some gossip.
Apparently, Amy Winehouse has done got herself emphysema. What? You mean you can’t smoke week and the wacky cracky for 24 hours a day, knock back […]
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June 16th, 2008
Hi there you lovely Snarkarinos! Well, nothing starts out the week out right like a dose of CrackaLackin - and that’s what Amy Winehouse is serving up this morning, after being rushed to the hospital after a round of fainting. “Fainting” being shorthand for “smoked too much of the wacky tobaccky”, although in Amy’s […]
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June 13th, 2008
It’s official: Billy Bob Thornton has done lost his everlovin’ mind.
Listen to what he had to say yesterday about former wife Angelina Jolie:
“She’s just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. […]
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June 2nd, 2008
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Nothing says “I’m now completely washed up” then a former child star Oscar winner being caught with a whole mess of drugs. Tatum O’Neal, best known for her role in…..what? John McEnroe’s former flame? was caught with - get this - two bags […]
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May 28th, 2008
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Kirsten Drunkst, I mean, DUNST, is speaking out about her time in rehab. Here’s what she has to say:
“I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself,” Dunst, 26, tells E! Online. “I was fortunate to have the resources to […]
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May 1st, 2008
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Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This would be from a million years ago, in her wilder days, before Gia got her famous. […]
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April 21st, 2008
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So the more I hear about this Blake Fielder-Civil person, the husband of Amy Winehouse, I less I like. Turns out that he is selling sexy pictures of his wife Amy in prison in order to score illicit hooch. Tell me: wouldn’t this give you […]
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April 5th, 2008
Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy Boy, shouldn’t it make you jump up and down on couches, marry robotic Amazons, star […]
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April 4th, 2008
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Bobby Brown is a piece of work. He’s got like twenty kids from five different women, is a major crackhead, and slept around on Whitney Houston. Oh, but that’s not all! He also thinks that Whit is responsible for his drug habit. Listen to this:
“I […]
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