Snarky Gossip

June 16th, 2008

Amy Winehouse rushed to hospital

Hi there you lovely Snarkarinos! Well, nothing starts out the week out right like a dose of CrackaLackin - and that’s what Amy Winehouse is serving up this morning, after being rushed to the hospital after a round of fainting. “Fainting” being shorthand for “smoked too much of the wacky tobaccky”, although in Amy’s […]

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June 13th, 2008

Billy Bob Thornton is living in a fantasy world

It’s official: Billy Bob Thornton has done lost his everlovin’ mind.
Listen to what he had to say yesterday about former wife Angelina Jolie:
“She’s just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. […]

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June 2nd, 2008

Tatum O’Neal busted for cocaine!

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Nothing says “I’m now completely washed up” then a former child star Oscar winner being caught with a whole mess of drugs. Tatum O’Neal, best known for her role in…..what? John McEnroe’s former flame? was caught with - get this - two bags […]

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May 28th, 2008

Kirsten Dunst talks about her time in rehab

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Kirsten Drunkst, I mean, DUNST, is speaking out about her time in rehab. Here’s what she has to say:
“I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself,” Dunst, 26, tells E! Online. “I was fortunate to have the resources to […]

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May 1st, 2008

Is there an Angelina Jolie heroin tape?

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Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This would be from a million years ago, in her wilder days, before Gia got her famous. […]

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April 21st, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s Blake Incarcarated sold sexy pictures of her for drugs in prison

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So the more I hear about this Blake Fielder-Civil person, the husband of Amy Winehouse, I less I like. Turns out that he is selling sexy pictures of his wife Amy in prison in order to score illicit hooch. Tell me: wouldn’t this give you […]

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April 5th, 2008

There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats

Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy Boy, shouldn’t it make you jump up and down on couches, marry robotic Amazons, star […]

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April 4th, 2008

Bobby Brown says that Whitney Houston drove him to drug abuse

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Bobby Brown is a piece of work. He’s got like twenty kids from five different women, is a major crackhead, and slept around on Whitney Houston. Oh, but that’s not all! He also thinks that Whit is responsible for his drug habit. Listen to this:
“I […]

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April 1st, 2008

Roberto Cavalli wants Amy Winehouse as his new muse….or something like that

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Well, this is a new one. Roberto Cavalli, big designer guy, wants Amy Winehouse to be the new face of his designs. Basically, the deal would be that she wears his stuff out places and then she gets a lifetime supply of clothes. Her rep […]

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March 12th, 2008

Mary Ann likes her Mary Jane!

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Now I just giggled at this one. Seems as if Dawn Wells, who played the iconic Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island, got caught with some pot in her car while driving home from a party! She’s on six months probation, and that’s about it, but […]

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