I wonder if the Christmas season vibes finally got to perpetually grumpy Naomi Campbell here? Of course, it certainly helps that she’s on vacation somewhere lovely and sunny, unlike the rest of us who are stuck in snow, rain, or both. Wahhh. Do you feel sorry for me yet? Let’s sit down and have a pity party while we look at these pics - I’ll bring the leftover fudge!

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So I told you a couple months ago that JLo and Skeletor were taking care of their own babies, right? Well, that’s not necessarily by choice. Seems that they’ve burned through two highly qualified nannies in less than two months -and that’s even after offering pay that gets into the six figures per year. Nice job if you can get it, right?

Not necessarily. Rumor has it that the nanny is expected to take care of BOTH babies, clean house, and cater to every neurotic little whim that Mama Jlo might have. So basically, you’ll be pulling down a sweet salary, but you’ll be working 16 hours a day to get it. Yeah, no thanks!

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Methinks that Jane Seymour took her role as Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman just a LITTLE too seriously, because now she’s giving out medical advice right and left. Here’s what she had to say to Angelina Jolie:
“My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don’t think she should think twice. She hasn’t put on enough weight.” She went on to say that she nearly died when she had her twins, “I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously.” - source

Oh, thank you Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman! I’m sure that Angelina will certainly take this advice to heart, seeing as she’s IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW. Perhaps you could make yourself useful and whip up a few poultices or something? No? Oh, well. We’ve always got that nice looking Sully fellow:

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Donald Trump, a man not really known for his tact, is criticizing Anne Hathaway for breaking up with her loser boyfriend. Here’s the the Donald had to say about the situation:
“She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she?” Trump told “Access Hollywood’s” Billy Bush. “So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”

Hmm. I do believe that this might a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black? Oh, that’s right - how many times have YOU remained faithful to your wives, Donny Boy? I’m thinking this is also a subtle warning to Melania to remind her which side of her bread is buttered - we all know that she’s only with him for the money.

Heather Mills might be one of the most hated women in the UK, but she’s being hated all the way to the bank. Little Miss Stumpy (I know, that’s awful, but I can’t help myself) is reported to be buying a FIVE MILLION DOLLAR apartment in New York City, an apartment once owned by Nicole Kidman. And you know how she got all that money, right? By boinking the cute Beatle. Hmph. I don’t hold it against her, in fact, I have always been quite fascinated by this woman, especially since you KNOW as soon as she’s all by herself she’s unscrewing that leg and using it to store stuff in, like jellybeans, hamsters, BBQ sauce, etc. I sure would. Gimpy!

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Poor little Mario “I’m Completely Washed Up And Yet, I Continue To Beat This Dead Horse” Lopez! He’s a cast member of A Chorus Line on Broadway, and a certain hot and talented young dancer named Nick Adams is doing so well that Mario actually asked the director to make Nick less prominent and Mario more so. Lopez spoke with the Director, and had the entire show reworked to be sure Adams was out of the picture. According to the director, Mario was “intimidated” by Nick’s good looks, dancing ability, and great dance moves. The Broadway community is abuzz with outrage that Lopez has the audacity to make such irrational demands - as well they should be. If he really did do this (right now it’s buzz but should be confirmed today in Page Six), I doubt he’ll work again on Broadway. Which would be SUCH A SHAME, because he’s SUCH A TALENT.