September 26th, 2008
Dita Von Teese is just one of those women you can’t stop looking at, isn’t she? Gorgeous! Here she is launching her new Wonderbra line:
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February 25th, 2008
Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you all had a good night’s sleep and are ready to be all peppy and shit. Me, I went on a 3 mile walk this morning and I am FEELING IT. Hopefully it will cancel out the six Girl Scout Samoas I had last night while watching the Oscars.
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December 3rd, 2007
Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking […]
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October 6th, 2007
I really think I’m going to write a song about Dita. She’s so purty.
Well, maybe just a haiku. It IS Saturday, after all. Okay, ready? Here we go:
So, Dita von Teese
(if that is really your name)
I envy your legs.
TA DA! The talent, it is overwhelming, no?
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July 16th, 2007
Okay, here’s the thing. If I was an actress, and the script called for me to kiss Brad Pitt, EVEN IF IT MEANT I WOULD BE FIRED, I would plant one on him that would probably make him go into some sort of anaphalactic shock. You don’t get a chance like that every day. […]
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July 12th, 2007
Hoo whee! Okay, so here’s the deal - you’re telling me that all I need to buy this kind of house is hook up with a mentally unstable pop singer and take half of what she has? You’re on!
You can almost see the future women who will be impregnated in that pool, can’t you.
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May 11th, 2007
Okay, seriously - how far along is she? Like four or five months, right? AND LOOK HOW BIG THE GIRLS HAVE GOTTEN ALREADY. If she gets on a plane the stewardess might mistake them for flotation devices. She could prop up a baked Alaska on those things.
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