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Archive for the ‘Fashion Gaffes’ Category

September 12th, 2008

Janet Jackson on tour in yellow spandex and a mohawk

Good Sweet Buttered Moses. What was Janet Jackson thinking of here, dressed up in a highly unflattering yellow sequined spandex pantsuit and accompanying mohawk for her tour? Did she raid big brother Michael’s closet from his days in the Jackson Five? Maybe she’s going to go work out at an 80’s themed gym right afterwards? […]

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April 1st, 2008

Roberto Cavalli wants Amy Winehouse as his new muse….or something like that

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Well, this is a new one. Roberto Cavalli, big designer guy, wants Amy Winehouse to be the new face of his designs. Basically, the deal would be that she wears his stuff out places and then she gets a lifetime supply of clothes. Her rep […]

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January 9th, 2008

Posh Spice, Amy Winehouse, Fergie make the Worst-Dressed List

The annual Blackwell list of the Worst Dressed Women is OUT, baby! And look who made the list:
10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. […]

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November 3rd, 2007

Ashley Judd at the Vancouver airport

Here’s Ashley Judd looking QUITE fetching in puke green sweats. Ashley. Really? Puke green, what looks to be VELOUR, sweats? Reallly?

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October 30th, 2007

Whoops! Nicole Kidman shows a little too much skin

Down in Australia to celebrate husband’s Keith Urban win at a music awards show, Nicole Kidman showed off a little too much in this black dress - that’s what happens when you come out into the sunlight with a sheer little number like this!!

Once her assistant alerted her of her ASSets showing, Nicole threw on […]

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August 27th, 2007

Quick Pic - Tyra Banks

If I told her once, I told her three times, STOP TAKING CLOTHES FROM MY NANA’S CLOSET. She doesn’t like it, and then she gets mad and takes it out on Mr. Fluffy, her min-pin.
I’m sure this dress has lots of “give” in it, something that’s important to all of us girls - come […]

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July 22nd, 2007

John Travolta wears jeans to the premiere of Hairspray?

Wife looks good, top half of John looks good, but WHAT THE HELL happened with the freaking Wranglers, Jonny Boy!!!!

Come on - at least go for the Dockers or something at your own movie premiere - sheesh!!
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June 14th, 2007

Paging Mariah Carey: You don’t have to dress like a ho!

Poor Michael J. Fox just doesn’t know where to rest his eyes, does he. Mariah - you do realize that A) you’re not 18 anymore and B) emulating the fashion sense of Bratz dolls doesn’t translate real well into everyday apparel. Just an FYI.
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May 23rd, 2007

So why does Patricia Heaton feel the need to show her boobies to me?

Every dress I’ve seen her in in the last five years shows off the girls, and here’s the thing: I don’t want to see Patricia Heaton’s girls. AT ALL.
Actually, come to think of it, I don’t really want to see Patrica Heaton. She’s frigging annoying in those Albertson’s ads, and I wanted to smack […]

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May 18th, 2007

The Britney Spears version of a classy lady

Ratty extensions? Check.
Tattoos in places we don’t really want to see tattos? Check.
Belly button ring that is most likely infected? Check.
See through shirt showcasing the latest in Wal-Mart bra fashion? Check.
Complete disregard for any kind of good taste? Check. We’re good here.
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