Good Sweet Buttered Moses. What was Janet Jackson thinking of here, dressed up in a highly unflattering yellow sequined spandex pantsuit and accompanying mohawk for her tour? Did she raid big brother Michael’s closet from his days in the Jackson Five? Maybe she’s going to go work out at an 80’s themed gym right afterwards? I don’t know. I Just. Don’t. Know.

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Well, this is a new one. Roberto Cavalli, big designer guy, wants Amy Winehouse to be the new face of his designs. Basically, the deal would be that she wears his stuff out places and then she gets a lifetime supply of clothes. Her rep said she’s “considering many offers at the moment.” And by “many offers”, I think she meant “many bottles of prescription drugs” or perhaps “new and inventive ways to snort cocaine up my nose”. Stuff like that.

Roberto Cavalli seems to have QUITE the crush on the Cokehead of the Month; it wasn’t too long ago that he was wooing perennially doped up Kate Moss to shill his over-designed clothes and surprisingly, against all reason and taste, his sales went WAYYYYY up. Seems that a little bit of meth-face is good for the bottom line!

The annual Blackwell list of the Worst Dressed Women is OUT, baby! And look who made the list:

10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
7.) Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!”
6.) Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”
5.) Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”
4.) Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”
2.) Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”
1.) Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

Britney Spears was left off because he apparently felt sorry for her….huh. He’s about the only one!

Here’s Ashley Judd looking QUITE fetching in puke green sweats. Ashley. Really? Puke green, what looks to be VELOUR, sweats? Reallly?

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Down in Australia to celebrate husband’s Keith Urban win at a music awards show, Nicole Kidman showed off a little too much in this black dress - that’s what happens when you come out into the sunlight with a sheer little number like this!!

Once her assistant alerted her of her ASSets showing, Nicole threw on a little black overcoat and giggled about it. Personally, if my hiney looked like that, I’d be practically wearing Saran Wrap everywhere.

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If I told her once, I told her three times, STOP TAKING CLOTHES FROM MY NANA’S CLOSET. She doesn’t like it, and then she gets mad and takes it out on Mr. Fluffy, her min-pin.

I’m sure this dress has lots of “give” in it, something that’s important to all of us girls - come on, you know we all have a piece of clothing just like this in our closets.

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Wife looks good, top half of John looks good, but WHAT THE HELL happened with the freaking Wranglers, Jonny Boy!!!!

Come on - at least go for the Dockers or something at your own movie premiere - sheesh!!

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Poor Michael J. Fox just doesn’t know where to rest his eyes, does he. Mariah - you do realize that A) you’re not 18 anymore and B) emulating the fashion sense of Bratz dolls doesn’t translate real well into everyday apparel. Just an FYI.

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Every dress I’ve seen her in in the last five years shows off the girls, and here’s the thing: I don’t want to see Patricia Heaton’s girls. AT ALL.

Actually, come to think of it, I don’t really want to see Patrica Heaton. She’s frigging annoying in those Albertson’s ads, and I wanted to smack her upside the head the one time I forced myself to sit through an Everybody Loves Raymond episode.

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Ratty extensions? Check.

Tattoos in places we don’t really want to see tattos? Check.

Belly button ring that is most likely infected? Check.

See through shirt showcasing the latest in Wal-Mart bra fashion? Check.

Complete disregard for any kind of good taste? Check. We’re good here.

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