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Archive for the ‘Beyonce’ Category

September 10th, 2007

Celebrity quote of the day - Beyonce Knowles

Beyoncé Knowles: I’d done a couple of sitcoms earlier on, but I wasn’t very good in them, so I thought that meant I couldn’t act.
I’m very nicely going to reserve my comments on this one, but you go right ahead.
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August 22nd, 2007

Beyonce shows us the goods on stage. By goods, I mean her boobs.

Whoopsie do! Maybe next time you should use whatever glue it is you use to tie that weave to your head to fasten your shite together. Either that, or wear a bra. I know my girls don’t appreciate being waved all over like that - you’ll thank me in ten years, I guarantee it.

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July 25th, 2007

Beyonce falls flat on her face during concert - VIDEO

Ruh roh, Shaggy!

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July 10th, 2007

Beyonce visits burn victims in hospital

Danger, danger Will Robinson!
Two people injured when pyrotechnics went awry at Beyonce Knowles’ concert in St. Louis received a surprise emergency room visit from the singer.
The accident happened Sunday night, just as the R&B star’s concert began. A spokeswoman for Scottrade Center didn’t return phone calls seeking comment, but broadcast reports said pyrotechnics meant for […]

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June 26th, 2007

Want to see the inside of Beyonce’s boat?

This is AMAZING. Check it out:

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June 23rd, 2007

Beyonce’s dad fires her fatass bodyguard

So personally, if I had somebody like that on my staff to protect me, I would keep him on. I mean, LOOK AT THIS GUY. I would think he would pretty much scare away any possible perps. Apparently, Beyonce’s dad Matthew Knowles didn’t feel the same way:
Matthew Knowles has fired Beyoncé ’s longtime bodyguard, “Shortie,” […]

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June 21st, 2007

Beyonce and Jay-Z sitting in a yacht, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

The mush meter practically went off the chart when I saw these pics. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them kissing, have you?
Here comes the mush:

I got a little tear in my eye seeing that. Well, not really.
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June 19th, 2007

Beyonce and Jay-Z visit a nude beach

LOL! I love the pic where Beyonce is averting her eyes from the crazy old man peen. Priceless.
So I’m trying to figure out why they were even there. Because looking at wrinkled boobages doesn’t sound like my idea of fun, how about you?

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June 18th, 2007

Beyonce in a teeny weeny yellow bikini

You know what I look like in a bikini? Wait - don’t even try and answer that. I’ve never even stepped NEAR the bikini section, because I know without a shadow of a doubt that these bikinis would simultaneously come to life and scrabble away from me. I know this would happen.
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