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July 15th, 2008

Christina Aguilera sings “America the Beautiful” - watch

This seriously brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful. I love that she’s holding her little one.

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June 26th, 2008

Christina Aguilera on Larry King - watch

I really enjoy Christina Aguilera’s music, but do ya THINK she could lay off the makeup paddle just a tad? Just a wee bit? Sheesh. At this point, she should be buying stock in spackle.
Anyway, here she is on the Vulture Show; I mean, Larry King. Does he even know who she is? Maybe […]

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June 4th, 2008

Motherhood comes naturally to Christina Aguilera

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Don’t you LOVE that picture of Christina? That’s pretty much what I look like until about 1:00 PM every day, minus the makeup, blue gown, and jewelry. Well, and perfectly shaped boobies, too, if we’re being honest.
Anyway, Christina is part of what […]

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March 31st, 2008

Christina Aguilera’s neighbors are not loving the sexy noises

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Okay, this grossed me out. However, if I lived next door to her, I would be totally throwing stuff at her, like, I don’t know…..a frozen turkey. Here’s the quote:
“They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a […]

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November 3rd, 2007

Christina Aguilera’s Halloween costume

Sooooo, yeah. What is she supposed to be here? A pregnant Spider Woman?

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August 21st, 2007

Christina Aguilera is excited about AguiFetus

Christina Aguilera is reportedly very excited about her pregnancy. In fact, she was SO excited that she ate an entire frigging bucket of chalk, which, is something you apparently have mad cravings for when you’re knocked up. Actually, she didn’t do that - but it sounds relatively exciting, doesn’t it?
The ‘Dirrty’ singer - who […]

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July 18th, 2007

Christina Aguilera stands up for Britney Spears’ mothering skills

So I’m thinking that the crazy pregnancy hormones are already kicking in BIG TIME for Christina if she’s going around saying crap like this:
Pop star CHRISTINA AGUILERA has defended fellow singer BRITNEY SPEARS’ parenting skills, insisting she is a great mother. The Beautiful hitmaker - who is reportedly expecting her first child with husband Jordan […]

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July 16th, 2007

The Christina Aguilera Baby Bump

Cletus the Fetus is alive and well, apparently:

Hopefully the kid will inherit her looks. And I would REALLY appreciate it if she would stop raiding my Nana’s Las Vegas polyester gambling outfits.
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July 4th, 2007

Christina Aguilera is pregnant!

The pictures don’t lie, bbs:
E! News confirmed Tuesday that the five-time Grammy winner and hubby Jordan Bratman are expecting their first child together. This will be baby number one for both.
There was no immediate comment from a publicist for the couple.
I think she’ll probably make a really cute pregnant lady, don’t you? When I was […]

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June 29th, 2007

Christina Aguilera’s amazing up and down belly

Okay, she just needs to come out and say it: is she pregnant or what? Or is it just a bad burrito?

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