Snarky Gossip

June 30th, 2008

No Madonna divorce! Nope! Nothing to see here! Move along!

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Dear Public People Who Buy All My Shizznit And Keep Me In Fresh Botox:
You might have heard a few rumors that my lackey husband and I are getting divorced. Nothing could be further from the truth! We are soulmates, people! WE COMPLETE […]

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June 12th, 2008

Madonna’s brother is going to write a tell-all book

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Good morning, Snarkarionos! You know, life is so much better when you’ve taken a dose of Costco’s super duper Daytime Cold Medicine, washed down with some Airborne and a Tylenol Extra Strength. Plus some Golden Grahams. Just thought I’d let you know that.
Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone apparently got tired of mooching off his […]

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May 28th, 2008

Madonna’s adoption of David Banda is official

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A judge yesterday officially ruled that Madonna is the official mommy of David Banda, the cute little guy she stole adopted from a Malawan orphanage in 2006. Yay!
On a more frivolous note, what the HAYL is Madonna wearing here? I’m getting quite […]

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April 3rd, 2008

Madonna talks about sex, kids, and exercise

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Madonna would like us all to know how much she loves Guy, how perfect her kids are, and how jealous we should be of her perfect figure. Oh, and also? She sucks eggs. Listen:
“Sex with Guy is incredible … And surprise, […]

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March 31st, 2008

Madonna in Vanity Fair

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Madonna is on the front page of Vanity Fair this month (you can see the fantastically photoshopped pictures here) and as always, gave her opinions on everything; including her belief that you can “will” the sex of your baby. Listen to this:
madonna: Do you have […]

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March 28th, 2008

Madonna wants everyone to “leave Britney alone”

So Madonna wants everyone to leave Britney Spears alone, apparently- and she wants everyone to “go save her” as well. Hmmm……what does this remind me of? Oh, I know!

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March 11th, 2008

Madonna has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - pics

Yesterday Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; here’s what she said:
Madonna recalled key moments of her career, from playing her demo tape for record company president Seymour Stein when he was in a hospital bed hooked up to an IV, to her shock at looking out from the stage at […]

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March 7th, 2008

Madonna talks about baby David

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Madonna recently spoke out on her adopted son David, among some other things:
With an album dropping in late April and a documentary about Malawi, I Am Because We Are, due to be released this year, the not-so-material-anymore girl sat down with Interview magazine’s Ingrid Sischy […]

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September 17th, 2007

Ignorant Slut of the Day - Ambassador Madonna

Oh my word. I think Madge might have sucked down too many vitamin shakes or something:
Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an “ambassador for Judaism,” local newspapers reported Sunday.
The singer, who is not Jewish, arrived in Israel Wednesday on the eve of Jewish new year to attend […]

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August 30th, 2007

Quote of the Day - Britney Spears

Britney Spears: I don’t listen to anybody. I’m stubborn. But I do listen to Madonna. I wish I could be inside her head.
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