Snarky Gossip

July 10th, 2008

Has Angelina Jolie had it up to HERE?

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Well, I’m calling this story somewhat true, somewhat false. Rumors are a flying that Angelina Jolie is DEMANDING a C-section pronto because she is just tired of being pregnant. Rumors are also flying that she’s being demanding and demeaning to staff at the hospital in France, […]

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June 30th, 2008

Britney Spears might get a second chance at the VMAs….perhaps hell has frozen over?

Remember this catastrophe?

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Uh huh. Painful to watch. Well, MTV Networks president, Van Toffler did an interview with AP on Friday and said he would consider having Spears open the VMA’s again - here’s what he had to say:
“I’m not sure how we top Britney opening the show,” said Toffler. “We are working […]

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June 30th, 2008

No Madonna divorce! Nope! Nothing to see here! Move along!

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Dear Public People Who Buy All My Shizznit And Keep Me In Fresh Botox:
You might have heard a few rumors that my lackey husband and I are getting divorced. Nothing could be further from the truth! We are soulmates, people! WE COMPLETE […]

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June 26th, 2008

Christina Aguilera on Larry King - watch

I really enjoy Christina Aguilera’s music, but do ya THINK she could lay off the makeup paddle just a tad? Just a wee bit? Sheesh. At this point, she should be buying stock in spackle.
Anyway, here she is on the Vulture Show; I mean, Larry King. Does he even know who she is? Maybe […]

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June 19th, 2008

Brad and Angelina have sold their house in New Orleans

So here’s something for you to ponder, Snarkarinos. Brad and Angelina have sold their house in New Orleans - you know, the one they said was going to be their base in America, the one that they were going to raise their children in, the one that they said they would never, ever sell because […]

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June 13th, 2008

Angelina Jolie says Brad is hard to shop for

Hola, Snarkarinos! How are you this fine Friday morning?
Angelina Jolie, who must be due to pop like any day now, right?, said in an interview this week that Brad is hard to shop for:
“Brad is the hardest person to shop for. ‘He has impeccable design taste. And whenever he sees something he likes, he […]

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June 12th, 2008

Madonna’s brother is going to write a tell-all book

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Good morning, Snarkarionos! You know, life is so much better when you’ve taken a dose of Costco’s super duper Daytime Cold Medicine, washed down with some Airborne and a Tylenol Extra Strength. Plus some Golden Grahams. Just thought I’d let you know that.
Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone apparently got tired of mooching off his […]

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June 10th, 2008

Britney Spears has picked out her own burial plot

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Oh, that Britney! Always getting into wacky scrapes! Seems as if our demented little pop princess has been reading about Marilyn Monroe lately, went and visited her grave, and decided that she wants to be buried right next door. So I guess she’s got THAT checked off her list of things to do […]

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June 4th, 2008

Motherhood comes naturally to Christina Aguilera

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Don’t you LOVE that picture of Christina? That’s pretty much what I look like until about 1:00 PM every day, minus the makeup, blue gown, and jewelry. Well, and perfectly shaped boobies, too, if we’re being honest.
Anyway, Christina is part of what […]

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June 2nd, 2008

Britney Spears and the SuperNanny? Yes, please!

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Hey, you cute little Snarkarinos, you. Guess what I’m doing right now…..no, I’m NOT eating a whole box of donuts while watching my “Sex and the City” DVD’s, but that sounds a helluva lot better than what I’ve really got going on, which is sitting […]

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