Snarky Gossip

September 4th, 2008

Angelina Jolie “Wanted” posters banned in the UK

This IS 2008, right? Not 1625? Sheesh.
A British watchdog group has ruled that the Anglina Jolie “Wanted” posters should be banned in the UK because they “glorify violence.” Apparently some moron is going to look at an image of Angelina on a car with a semi-automatic and think to himself “Gosh, if SHE’s doing […]

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July 2nd, 2008

First photo of Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister?

Well, it’s another day in the ongoing saga of Living La Vida Lohan. Here’s a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s possible half-sister. Personally, I would think her mother would be angling to get OUT of the madness that is the Lohan family!

Do you think Mom is just trying to get some money from the Lohan gravy […]

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June 24th, 2008

The Two Coreys talk about being touched by a “close friend”

Yes, I do realize that there is only ONE of the Two Coreys in that picture, but I figure you can only handle so much of the Uber-Fartbag in one sitting. See how I’m looking out for you?
Anyway, I don’t watch the show, but apparently in the last episode one of them admitted to […]

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June 16th, 2008

Pam Anderson gives us the secret of her success

So Pam Anderson apparently thinks we’re all idiots. Listen to what she has to say about how she got her Baywatch gig:
“I didn’t wear a bra to the audition. It’s actually true. You had to have a swim test and I floated. You had to run in slow motion and swim in slow motion and […]

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June 10th, 2008

Michael Madsen taken to hospital after screaming fit

Image credit Newscom
Michael Madsen, star of such films as “Reservoir Dogs” and “Kill Bill”, was taken to the hospital (not jail? Huh?) for pitching a screaming fit at a hotel with his wife in a hotel room. No other details are really available, except that hotel guests reported hearing some seriously crazy goings on in […]

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April 7th, 2008

Guess who doesn’t clean up after his dog?

Why does this NOT surprise me?
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Dane Cook, one of the unfunniest comedians around, is actually getting taken to court for not cleaning up after his dog, Beast. Seems that his neighbors have sent him notices to the point telling him that he’s going to be […]

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March 11th, 2008

Tom Arnold says that he tried to help Britney Spears

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Is it weird that I think Tom Arnold is sexy? Don’t answer that.
Anyway, Tom Arnold says that he tried to help Britney Spears TWO YEARS AGO:
Tom Arnold has claimed that he urged Britney Spears to get help for drug addiction two years ago after […]

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February 26th, 2008

Tuesday morning gossip, feeling fine

Good morning, Snarkarinos! How are you this fine day? I went for another long walk this morning and I’m feeling good; every little bit helps, ya know? If any of you have some serious weight loss tips (I need to lose like 50 pounds), I’d sure appreciate ‘em. Or inspirational stories. Or something that will […]

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February 25th, 2008

Yes, I shall have the morning gossip, thank you

Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you all had a good night’s sleep and are ready to be all peppy and shit. Me, I went on a 3 mile walk this morning and I am FEELING IT. Hopefully it will cancel out the six Girl Scout Samoas I had last night while watching the Oscars.
Anyway, on […]

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February 22nd, 2008

I can has morning gossip? Yes, I can has morning gossip

Hello, my Snarky friends. Guess what I did this morning? I dragged my fat ass out of bed and walked FIVE MILES. Oh. My. Gawd. My legs are not happy right now, and I’m freezing my ass off because I was all sweaty and now I’m not, so I’m cold, but I’m too tired to […]

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