Snarky Gossip

August 14th, 2008

Fred Phelps and his crew of morons plan to picket Bernie Mac’s funeral

These people make me sick. You can see their official news release here; here’s a great documentary of what they are all about:
Part One:

Part Two:

Part Three:

Tags: fred phelps, god hates fags

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June 24th, 2008

Don Imus makes another racist comment on the air

Good morning, you lovely Snarkarinos! Boy howdy, it is a nice day today - I plan on sitting in the kiddie pool and making the kids get me various mixed drinks all day while I lounge and re-read “gone with the wind.”
Well, perpetual ignoramus Don Imus has gone and gotten himself in a heap of […]

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May 28th, 2008

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Sharon Stone

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Well! We haven’t had an Ignorant Slut for a while now, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to showcase one Sharon Stone and what she recently had to say about the horrible earthquakes in China. Here we go:
“I’m, you know, […]

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April 11th, 2008

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Heather Mills

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When asked about her dousing of Paul McCartney’s lawyer in court:
“I cleansed and baptized her. I thought she looked fantastic - I thought it did her the world of good and now I’m getting lots of offers to restyle the hair […]

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March 19th, 2008

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Snoop Dogg

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Here’s the latest pearl of wisdom from our friend Snoop:
“How many ugly women selling records? None! Only the pretty ones sell records. Beyonce, Mary J, Keyshia Cole, the ugly ones don’t sell. I ain’t gon say no names, but they don’t sell records. They just […]

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February 22nd, 2008

I can has morning gossip? Yes, I can has morning gossip

Hello, my Snarky friends. Guess what I did this morning? I dragged my fat ass out of bed and walked FIVE MILES. Oh. My. Gawd. My legs are not happy right now, and I’m freezing my ass off because I was all sweaty and now I’m not, so I’m cold, but I’m too tired to […]

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December 13th, 2007

Most overpaid celebrities, Tom Cruise’s turn-ons, Liza Minnelli, Tony cheats on Eva, and more

O hai there Snarky fans! How are you on this fine Thursday. Lil Kim there says hello…she also wants you to know that she’s wearing about $10K worth of wintery gear on her back. Just so you know. And amazingly, she still looks trashy…could it be those huge eyebrows? The big, badly drawn eyebrows? How […]

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December 5th, 2007

Naked Keira Knightley, Tina Fey rips Paula Abdul, Whitney Houston sings, Britney Spears investigated for child abuse,Sherri Shepherd is a moron, and more

Happy Wednesday, Snarky Gossip fans! I’ve got the Carpenters Christmas album going right now, my nutcracker collection on display, and we’re on full Christmas tree alert with every frigging ornament in the free world sitting in our living room. How about you?
You ever have one of those days where you would be quite content […]

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November 5th, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld rips Larry King a new one

Can you believe this? Larry King apparently thought that Seinfeld had been CANCELLED. Uh, I think it’s time for old Larry there to retire, don’t you?

Tags: jerry-seinfeld, larry-king

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October 17th, 2007

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Kevin “Weed” Federline

Do you know what you get to do when you’re Kevin Federline? You get to smoke your damn weed WHEN AND WHEREVER YOU WANT, SUCKA. That’s right.
The 29-year-old former backing dancer - who is filming a guest spot on hit teenage basketball drama ‘One Tree Hill’ - stunned cast and crew on the North […]

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