Snarky Gossip

August 6th, 2008

Oprah Winfrey will always, ALWAYS be richer than you

So you probably already knew that Oprah is insanely rich, like Jesus rich. Well, technically I don’t think that Jesus is *rich*, but I don’t want to get into a big theological discussion. Maybe later.
ANYWAY, she makes like $385 million a year JUST from TV stuff. So that’s roughly like a thousand dollars […]

By Wendy -- 4 comments

July 17th, 2008

Whoopi Goldberg makes Elisabeth Hasselbeck actually CRY - watch

Yikes. Thursday morning on “The View,” during a discussion on the N-word prompted by the revelation that Jesse Jackson used the slur in his controversial Fox News tape, Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck had a heated back-and-forth that ended with Elisabeth crying. As she tends to do.
Whoopi, who earlier in the broadcast had used the […]

By Wendy -- 33 comments

May 15th, 2008

Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes might have asbestos poisoning?

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So! Apparently, Tom and Kate were on the official Scientology Party Ship (yes, there is such a thing), and now they’re suspected of having asbestos poisoning. Looks like the Thetans kind of messed up on this one, don’t you think? […]

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May 14th, 2008

Kelsey Grammer gets booted off the network

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I have a confession to make: I think Kelsey Grammer is one of the least funniest people on the planet, and I fail to understand how this guy keeps getting shows that are all about HIM. Fortunately, Fox had […]

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May 12th, 2008

It’s phone sex time with Kevin Federline and Britney Spears!

Remember these two lovebirds?
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Seems as if Britney and Kevin are getting a little on the side. Basically, here’s how it works: Britney calls Kevin about some kid-related thing, and the talk veers off into Sexy Land, with a […]

By Wendy -- 1 comment

April 30th, 2008

A naughty Katie Holmes has been banished to Scientology Boot Camp

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Katie Holmes tried to escape the compound, and now Tom Cruise is sending her to Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA., where Scientology campers get to do such fun stuff as purify themselves, read a whole bunch of scary Thetan nonsense, […]

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February 5th, 2008

Alicia Keys performs at the SuperBowl

Alicia Keys somehow didn’t get the memo about the whole leopard pants thing being kind of passe, but that’s okay, because she’s rocking those tacky old pants like there’s no tomorrow. She is frankly too bootylicious, and she probably got a ticket from the Booty Police after this performance.
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December 5th, 2007

Naked Keira Knightley, Tina Fey rips Paula Abdul, Whitney Houston sings, Britney Spears investigated for child abuse,Sherri Shepherd is a moron, and more

Happy Wednesday, Snarky Gossip fans! I’ve got the Carpenters Christmas album going right now, my nutcracker collection on display, and we’re on full Christmas tree alert with every frigging ornament in the free world sitting in our living room. How about you?
You ever have one of those days where you would be quite content […]

By Wendy -- 3 comments

December 1st, 2007

RIP Evel Knieval, Will Smith, Heath and Lindsay an item, Halle Berry diamonds, Spice Girls world tour, and more

Oh my GOSH, you guys! It’s SNOWING where I live! We’ve already been out catching snowflakes on our tongues all morning; I just can hardly stand it. Of course it usually turns to rain but until it does…sqweeeeee!
Also, I watched 300 last night for the first time. Yes, I’m aware that everyone else in the […]

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November 30th, 2007

Tara Reid’s Evil Nipple, Julia Roberts chases the paps, Jordan!, Debbie Gibson plastic surgery disaster, and more

Happy Friday, Snarky Gossip groupies! So, hey - this weekend I’m getting all the Christmas decorations out, and there’s a LOT of crap in there that I don’t remember buying or being given. Such as:

The decorative wooden snowman toting a pair of skis over his shoulder that at first glance looks like a loaded, double-barreled […]

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