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Snarky Gossip

April 2nd, 2008

Jay Leno apologizes for his remarks to Ryan Phillippe

I told you yesterday about Jay Leno making a giant horse’s ass of himself with Ryan Phillippe, right? Thankfully, he’s apologized:

He says, “In talking about Ryan’s first role, I realize that what I said came out wrong. I certainly didn’t mean any malice. I agree it was a dumb thing to say, and I apologize.”

Good for him! I’m glad he did that, because seriously, it WAS such a dippy thing to say.

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April 2nd, 2008

Does Kevin Federline want to get back with Britney Spears?

I don’t know about this rumor, but here we go: apparently, Kevin Federline was talking with some gossip columnist and told him that he still had feelings for Britney Spears and wanted to get back together with her. Do you think this would be a good thing or bad thing? Might be good for the kids, but dang - Britney needs to get her own stuff together before she does anything like that.

LOL! Oh who am I kidding. Girl is so screwed up at this point that even Kevin Federline can’t do much to bring her down!

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April 2nd, 2008

You can live the Sex and the City life….for $24K

I would love to be one of the Sex and the City girls - except without all the gratuituous slutting around that they did. It’s amazing that they didn’t all drop dead of syphillis, don’t you think?

Anyway, now you too can live the life of a Sex and the City girl for only $24K. Apparently there’s a New York travel company that will whisk you around to buy Mahnolo Blahniks and go to trendy nightclubs and drink Cosmopolitans. Now don’t get me wrong, I love this show, but I wouldn’t pay $24k just so I could overextend my credit cards and get sloshed on bad cocktails!

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April 2nd, 2008

ANDDDDDD…the winner of the “Enchanted” DVDs are:

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Images courtesy Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment

You guys all did so great! I loved hearing your stories of the first Disney movie you ever had the chance to see. I used the handy dandy Random.org Integer Generator to pick who won, and here we go:

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So! Natalie and Denise, please email me at wendy@b5media.com with your snail mail addresses and I’ll get those spanking new “Enchanted” DVD’s out to you ASAP!! Great job everyone!

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April 1st, 2008

Roberto Cavalli wants Amy Winehouse as his new muse….or something like that

Well, this is a new one. Roberto Cavalli, big designer guy, wants Amy Winehouse to be the new face of his designs. Basically, the deal would be that she wears his stuff out places and then she gets a lifetime supply of clothes. Her rep said she’s “considering many offers at the moment.” And by “many offers”, I think she meant “many bottles of prescription drugs” or perhaps “new and inventive ways to snort cocaine up my nose”. Stuff like that.

Roberto Cavalli seems to have QUITE the crush on the Cokehead of the Month; it wasn’t too long ago that he was wooing perennially doped up Kate Moss to shill his over-designed clothes and surprisingly, against all reason and taste, his sales went WAYYYYY up. Seems that a little bit of meth-face is good for the bottom line!

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April 1st, 2008

Johnny Depp is the director AND star of lover Vanessa Paradis’s new music video

Honestly, if I was around Johnny Depp all day, I’d probably giggle myself into a drooling stupor. Does this woman know how insanely lucky she is? And how awfully jealous millions of women the world over are of her right now?

Anyway, Vanessa has a new video for her song “L’incendie”, which means “the fire” in English. It’s from her new album “Divine Idylle.” In the video, we see Vanessa singing on stage alone while a man (presumably Depp) watches her from the audience. At the end of the video, the microphone bursts into flames and they both walk off into the fire storm together. Yes, romantic. Let’s watch!

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April 1st, 2008

Jay Leno makes homophobic remarks on Tonight Show!

So Jay Leno, aside from being completely non-funny, is also kind of a dipshit. He made some highly questionable remarks to Ryan Phillippe on the Tonight Show last night; Ryan was there to promote his new movie “Stop Loss”. Here’s the video:

Here’s what was said:

Leno, 57, said to the actor, “Can you give me, like – say that camera is your gay lover …”

Despite Phillippe’s instant discomfort, Leno went on to say, “Can you give me your ‘gayest look’? Say that camera is Billy Bob – Billy Bob has just ridden in shirtless from Wyoming.”

“Wow,” replied Phillippe, 33. “That is so something I don’t want to do. Are you just going to embarrass me tonight, or … ?”

“No,” said Leno. “I got more stuff. This is the least of it.”

Do you think Jay was inappropriate? Why or why not?

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April 1st, 2008

What happened to Lara Flynn Boyle’s face?

Oh. My. God.

Any theories, other than she got some badass Botox?

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April 1st, 2008

Daniel Smith’s untimely death has been ruled an accident

According to the official coroner’s report, Daniel Smith’s death was an accident….not a deliberate poisoning attempt by Mr. Poopy Pants Howard K. Stern. Basically, he had an overdose of methadone and a couple of anti-depressants, not a good combination, obviously.

I still think that Howard K. Stern had something to do with his death, and the death of Anna Nicole. He’s just too smarmy for words, and it’s just too much of a coincidence that they died so close together.

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March 31st, 2008

Christina Aguilera’s neighbors are not loving the sexy noises

Okay, this grossed me out. However, if I lived next door to her, I would be totally throwing stuff at her, like, I don’t know…..a frozen turkey. Here’s the quote:

“They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a neighbor near Jordan and Christina’s $12.5 million Beverly Hills mansion. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit.”

GROSS. What, pray tell, are “sexy noises”? Do we really want to know what this means?

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