Saturday morning gossip will make your skin look fresh and dewy. Honestly.

So this morning, I was looking for cheapo skin products on Amazon, and somehow I got funneled into the food products section, and when you type “skin” into the search box, well, this is what comes up. I don’t know if this is Amazon making a personal statement to me, or what, but either way, I’m kind of grossed out right now.

On to the goss! First, baby names of Jlo are revealed.

Hey BABY!!!!

“Baby, I love you……”

The names of JLo’s Babies?

The new parents welcomed their son and daughter on Feb. 22. Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and Max followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

- source

Cute, eh? Next: what’s up with Barack and Hilary?

Sexual Tension in the Democratic Party?

O noes! I see some kissin!

Really, I’m loving this video. Because I kind of agree with it non-ironically.

Next: Another normal day for Britney Spears.

SHUT THE F*** UP!

Here’s Britney having a quiet moment of decorum and grace with her bodyguard.
She’s such an embodiment of class, isn’t she?

And speaking of class:

Tonya Harding Shows Her Classy Side

Just watch - but be careful, you might get sucked into the Harding Vortex. Whatever that means.
Wow - personally I’d be scared she’d take a bat to my kneecap. Not that she would know how to do that or anything.

That’s about it for today; stay classy Snarkarinos!