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According to various reports, it is rumored that Angelina Jolie will be leaving the hospital in Nice the same way she came in - by helicopter. There are paparazzi literally swarming all over the steps of the Nice hospital where she and the babies are at.

On a more personal note, can’t these photographers just leave her alone for one minute? Can you imagine having a C-section and having to put up with all the pain that comes with that, not to mention the birth of your babies, which is a HUGELY personal event, and having to plan around paparazzi morons? Cripes.

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Yep - they’re finally here! Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline came into the world on Sunday morning. Mom and Dad are both fine, and they’ll be in the hospital for a few more days due to the fact that French hospitals don’t kick you out as soon as you pop out the afterbirth, like, hmmm, I don’t know, maybe every single US hospital? Yeah. Anyway, congrats - six kids, holy cow!

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Well, I’m calling this story somewhat true, somewhat false. Rumors are a flying that Angelina Jolie is DEMANDING a C-section pronto because she is just tired of being pregnant. Rumors are also flying that she’s being demanding and demeaning to staff at the hospital in France, that she’s being a diva, etc.

Okay, first of all, SHE’S NINE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TWINS. Give the woman a break. At that point in my pregnancy I was basically a quivering, sobbing mess of hormonal Jello. I cried over everything, I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t eat, and basically was the bride of Satan. Plus, when you’ve got twin spawn stepping on your bladder all the live long day you just aren’t in the mood to be Miss Mary Sunshine, kwim? So I don’t doubt that she’s a little, ahem, “emotional” at this point, but I’m sure whatever we’re reading is highly, HIGHLY exaggerated.

Good morning, Snarkarionos! Well, I’ve read in two different places today that Angelina Jolie is in the hospital awaiting the birth of her twinsies:

• Brad, Shiloh, and Zahara visit Angelina in the hospital
• Angelina Jolie Hospital Details: Arrived by Helicopter, Doctor says all is well

So I guess we just wait and see now - hopefully everything goes well.

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A French newspaper reported this morning that Angelina Jolie has checked into the maternity ward and is reportedly in labor. Here’s more from the hospital spokesperson:

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress’ admittance to the hospital’s maternity wing had been planned for some time.

Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth. She said Jolie was admitted so she could be kept under surveillance and not to give birth immediately.

Since she’s having twins, I’m sure she’ll be in there for at least a few days. Best of luck, Angelina! Can you believe that this makes SIX KIDS?!?!?!?

There’s nothing you can say that won’t make me love Angelina Jolie. Seriously. If you came up to me and told me that Angie liked to clip her fingernails in church and save them in a plastic baggie for later, I would still love her. It’s like that, yall.

Anyway, here’s Angelina’s PSA for World Refugee Day, June 20:

Powerful. If you want to get involved, please go to the UN World Refugee home page and find out how you can help.

If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like:

• Watching my collection of SATC DVD’s.
• Making nachos.
• Shopping for natty baby clothes on the interwebs.
• Brushing each other’s hair.
• Playing Guitar Hero 3. I am seriously addicted to that game; I even beat Lou the Devil the other day. Do I rock? You know I do.

Anyway, my BFF Angelina has a new movie coming out and it seems to poop out a new trailer like every week, here’s the latest:

So, any gun experts out there that can tell me this: is it possible to really curve a bullet like that? Or is it just super duper Angelina magic stuff?

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For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.

Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:

Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

For more about Angelina Jolie and how she’s planning on adopting me, Read more

This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. Um, hello? Tissue please? Maybe some hankies? Good grief.

Anyway, here’s Angelina and Clint Eastwood looking all gussied up and pretty and pregnant (not Clint, but Angelina).

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Angelina Jolie confirms that she is having baby girls!