Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ - Premiere served by picapp.com

Well, I’m calling this story somewhat true, somewhat false. Rumors are a flying that Angelina Jolie is DEMANDING a C-section pronto because she is just tired of being pregnant. Rumors are also flying that she’s being demanding and demeaning to staff at the hospital in France, that she’s being a diva, etc.

Okay, first of all, SHE’S NINE MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TWINS. Give the woman a break. At that point in my pregnancy I was basically a quivering, sobbing mess of hormonal Jello. I cried over everything, I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t eat, and basically was the bride of Satan. Plus, when you’ve got twin spawn stepping on your bladder all the live long day you just aren’t in the mood to be Miss Mary Sunshine, kwim? So I don’t doubt that she’s a little, ahem, “emotional” at this point, but I’m sure whatever we’re reading is highly, HIGHLY exaggerated.

Good morning, Snarkarionos! Well, I’ve read in two different places today that Angelina Jolie is in the hospital awaiting the birth of her twinsies:

• Brad, Shiloh, and Zahara visit Angelina in the hospital
• Angelina Jolie Hospital Details: Arrived by Helicopter, Doctor says all is well

So I guess we just wait and see now - hopefully everything goes well.

Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ - Premiere served by picapp.com

A French newspaper reported this morning that Angelina Jolie has checked into the maternity ward and is reportedly in labor. Here’s more from the hospital spokesperson:

Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress’ admittance to the hospital’s maternity wing had been planned for some time.

Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth. She said Jolie was admitted so she could be kept under surveillance and not to give birth immediately.

Since she’s having twins, I’m sure she’ll be in there for at least a few days. Best of luck, Angelina! Can you believe that this makes SIX KIDS?!?!?!?

There’s nothing you can say that won’t make me love Angelina Jolie. Seriously. If you came up to me and told me that Angie liked to clip her fingernails in church and save them in a plastic baggie for later, I would still love her. It’s like that, yall.

Anyway, here’s Angelina’s PSA for World Refugee Day, June 20:

Powerful. If you want to get involved, please go to the UN World Refugee home page and find out how you can help.

If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like:

• Watching my collection of SATC DVD’s.
• Making nachos.
• Shopping for natty baby clothes on the interwebs.
• Brushing each other’s hair.
• Playing Guitar Hero 3. I am seriously addicted to that game; I even beat Lou the Devil the other day. Do I rock? You know I do.

Anyway, my BFF Angelina has a new movie coming out and it seems to poop out a new trailer like every week, here’s the latest:

So, any gun experts out there that can tell me this: is it possible to really curve a bullet like that? Or is it just super duper Angelina magic stuff?

Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ - Premiere served by picapp.com

For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.

Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:

Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

For more about Angelina Jolie and how she’s planning on adopting me, Read more

This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. Um, hello? Tissue please? Maybe some hankies? Good grief.

Anyway, here’s Angelina and Clint Eastwood looking all gussied up and pretty and pregnant (not Clint, but Angelina).

Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ - Photocall served by picapp.com

More loveliness after the jump: Read more

Angelina Jolie confirms that she is having baby girls!

Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.

Image details: The United Nations Association Annual Dinner served by picapp.com

Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This would be from a million years ago, in her wilder days, before Gia got her famous. I mean, GOSH. Wouldn’t it be shocking that we knew Angelina Jolie used to take drugs? Because you know, it’s not like she hasn’t told us this like, oh, I don’t know, A MILLION TIMES. It would be like John Stamos admitting he used to be Uncle Jesse on Full House, you know, a huge shocker. Anyway, here’s what the video supposedly has her saying:

“Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” - source

Allllllrighty then! Well, until the actual Angelina Jolie heroin tape comes into play, let’s just watch the naughty parts from Gia, shall we? Mmm hmm.