Snarky Gossip

June 4th, 2008

New Wanted trailer with Angelina Jolie!

If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like:

Watching my collection of SATC DVD’s.
Making nachos.
Shopping for natty baby clothes on the interwebs.
Brushing each other’s […]

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May 30th, 2008

Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair

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For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.
Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, […]

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May 20th, 2008

Angelina Jolie in Cannes for The Changeling photocall

This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. Um, hello? Tissue please? Maybe some […]

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May 15th, 2008

Yep, it’s twins for Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie confirms that she is having baby girls!

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May 10th, 2008

Video of Angelina Jolie making out with a smarmy Italian singer at age 18

Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.

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May 1st, 2008

Is there an Angelina Jolie heroin tape?

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Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This would be from a million years ago, in her wilder days, before Gia got her famous. […]

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April 9th, 2008

Angelina Jolie goes to Washington DC

Getting a late start today, sorry about that Snarkarionos…..I had a FIELD TRIP and now I’m exhausted. If you have kids you know what I’m talking about, right? Oh, yeah.
Anyway, the lovely and mucha pregnant Angelina Jolie went to Washington DC yesterday to honor her friend Mariane Pearl, wife of slain journalist Daniel […]

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April 3rd, 2008

Video of Angelina Jolie when she was 16 - Good Vibrations, baby!

LOL! Here’s a cute little video of Angelina Jolie vamping like crazy for the camera when she was 16. I think she was posing for a swimsuit shot or something? Even when she was 16, she was so exotically beautiful, don’t you think? Of course, the rest of us who made silly videos of ourselves […]

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March 31st, 2008

No, Brad and Angelina did NOT get married this weekend

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Contrary to a TON of rumors swirling around this weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina did NOT get married. All the big tabloids - Star, Enquirer, etc. - reported that they had “sources” that confirmed the two had gotten hitched, but of course, we know […]

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March 26th, 2008

Brad and Angelina are related to Obama and Clinton

Weirdness! Okay, so Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton:
Hillary Rodham Clinton and Angelina Jolie are ninth cousins, twice removed, both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.
and Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama:
Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769. […]

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