If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like:

• Watching my collection of SATC DVD’s.
• Making nachos.
• Shopping for natty baby clothes on the interwebs.
• Brushing each other’s hair.
• Playing Guitar Hero 3. I am seriously addicted to that game; I even beat Lou the Devil the other day. Do I rock? You know I do.

Anyway, my BFF Angelina has a new movie coming out and it seems to poop out a new trailer like every week, here’s the latest:

So, any gun experts out there that can tell me this: is it possible to really curve a bullet like that? Or is it just super duper Angelina magic stuff?

Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ - Premiere served by picapp.com

For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.

Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:

Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

For more about Angelina Jolie and how she’s planning on adopting me, Read more

This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. Um, hello? Tissue please? Maybe some hankies? Good grief.

Anyway, here’s Angelina and Clint Eastwood looking all gussied up and pretty and pregnant (not Clint, but Angelina).

Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ - Photocall served by picapp.com

More loveliness after the jump: Read more

Angelina Jolie confirms that she is having baby girls!

Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.