FINALLY! We might see some justice being served in the matter of Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely death. I always thought that her shady lawyer Howard K. Stern had something to do with it, and so do the courts now apparently, since he has been charged with three felony counts of conspiracy and several other charges of fraudulent prescriptions; he got the drugs from these shady doctors and then he gave them to her, opiates and benzodiazepines mostly, we’re talking heavy duty drugs here that basically were enough to kill her in the end.

I really hope this guy sees some serious jail time. I mean, it wasn’t like he was forcing these pills down her gullet or anything, but she was so mentally unstable in those last few months that he could have gotten her to do pretty much anything.

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According to the official coroner’s report, Daniel Smith’s death was an accident….not a deliberate poisoning attempt by Mr. Poopy Pants Howard K. Stern. Basically, he had an overdose of methadone and a couple of anti-depressants, not a good combination, obviously.

I still think that Howard K. Stern had something to do with his death, and the death of Anna Nicole. He’s just too smarmy for words, and it’s just too much of a coincidence that they died so close together.

So I’m confused: why isn’t this going straight to video? In the .99 bin?

Oy vey, just when you thought we were all done with this for good. The death photos of Anna Nicole’s son Daniel are addressed in court.

It’s almost the end of the year, and you know what that means? Yes - unending lists. And I would be remiss - REMISS, I tell you -if I didn’t participate in the general list making madness. So! Without further ado, here are the top celebrity gossip stories, scandals, and silliness of 2007.

January 2007

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake became a couple….Paula Abdul showed up completely stoned for an interview….Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident….Dakota Fanning filmed a child rape scene and set off some controversy….and Dita von Teese and Marilyn Manson called it quits.

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This Howard K. Stern guy is just absolutely bound and determined to be the largest shitheel in the known world, isn’t he? Listen to this:

Howard K. Stern, the companion of Anna Nicole Smith and executor of her will, has filed court papers seeking 6 percent of whatever the model’s estate might recover from her late husband’s fortune.
Stern filed his creditor’s claim Oct. 18 in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing a contingent fee agreement on file in bankruptcy court.
Smith, who died in February Florida, was the widow of Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. She had been fighting Marshall’s family for years over his estimated $500 million fortune.
Smith’s 13-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, stands to inherit any portion of the money that might have gone to her mother.
In the court filing, first reported by the Web site CelebTV.com, Stern specifies that his 6 percent payment “is conditioned upon recovery in the Marshall litigation.”
Stern also filed papers last week seeking to make Dannielynn the sole beneficiary of Smith’s estate, though the child is not mentioned in the will.

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Can you believe the cajones on this asshat? This just adds more fuel to the fire that he was Anna’s murderer; he’s not entitled to any of her estate.

Okay, so here’s the full footage of that weird Anna Nicole Smith video that showed her high as a kite with clown makeup. I just have one thing to say after watching this video: Howard K. Stern is the lowest piece of shitgarbage to walk this earth. Disgusting.

Gosh, just when we thought that the whole Anna Nicole thing was WAY behind us, along comes a new “tell-all” book from an “insider”. Here’s a peek:

An explosive tell-all book about Anna Nicole Smith’s sad demise alleges the two men who battled for custody of her baby girl and control of her fortune were gay lovers.

The bombshell allegations about the steamy relationship between the former Playboy Playmate’s longtime companion Howard K. Stern and her baby’s biological father, Larry Birkhead, come to light in “Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death.”

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