Aww, isn’t that cute? Rolling Stones member Ron Wood is out with his granddaughter for a walk….wait, what? That’s his GIRLFRIEND?!?!? And she’s younger than both of his kids?

Yep, it’s true. Ron Wood apparently smoked too much of the ganja when he was younger and decided to treat his 67 year old self (!) to a little bit of cradle robbin‘. The girl’s name is Ekaterina Ivanova and Ron is stepping out with her while he’s divorcing his wife of 23 years. Classy!

I wonder, what IS that expression on his face? Surprise? Confusion? What I’m most interested in is her, actually. She’s a cute little thing, she must have SOME reason why she’s putting up with his decrepit old skeleton. He’s basically shagging someone who wasn’t even born when he was eligible for Medicare, and she’s pulling an Anna Nicole, probably hoping that Ronnie will sign over some of his sizable fortune to her if she sits on his lap and calls him Daddy. Sweet buttered Moses.

According to the official coroner’s report, Daniel Smith’s death was an accident….not a deliberate poisoning attempt by Mr. Poopy Pants Howard K. Stern. Basically, he had an overdose of methadone and a couple of anti-depressants, not a good combination, obviously.

I still think that Howard K. Stern had something to do with his death, and the death of Anna Nicole. He’s just too smarmy for words, and it’s just too much of a coincidence that they died so close together.

Oy vey, just when you thought we were all done with this for good. The death photos of Anna Nicole’s son Daniel are addressed in court.

Who feels like a good trashy bit of tabloid talk? Ooh, I sure do! Let’s see, WHAT have I got for you….here ’tis:

What do you think?

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Did Anna Nicole actually have the Nutellas to do this?

The “fast-tracking” of Smith’s residency in the island nation has caused a political uproar there, with accusations being hurled that Smith’s application for citizenship was moved to the top of a long list after her $10,000 check was delivered to the personal home of the Bahamas’ immigration minister, Shane Gibson.

I tend to believe that this story is true. Girl is still so crazy from her TrimSpa that she probably talks to squirrels in her yard and invites them in for tea and crumpets.

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