Wrestling star Hulk Hogan, who is going through a nasty divorce with his wife Linda, is maybe in need of a little bit of therapy. Shoot, let’s get him straight to the triple-strength Xanax, stat! Listen to what he had to say about his wife:

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.

Sweet buttered Moses! This family is a trainwreck - daughter Brooke Hogan with her “singing” career, and son Nick Hogan who put his best friend in the hospital paralyzed for life after drag racing. Classy!

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Quote of the Day: Brooke Hogan, reality show daughter of Hulk Hogan, is SMRT, yalls. Here’s what she had to say about a female president:

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

>>stare<<< Methinks someone ought to lay off the Red Bull, put down Daddy’s box of steroids, finish high school, and get some sort of pioneering reverse-lobotomy. Because please, for the love of Moses, she can’t really be this dizzy.