I have a TON of photos for you from the People’s Choice Awards last night. I watched them for about 15 minutes and seriously could not take more than that, but I was able to catch Carrie Underwood’s stellar performance. That girl can SANG.
Anyway, here’s the pics – get comfortable, there’s a lot!
Here’s Paul Bettany:

Brooke Burke:

Dear Jessica Simpson:
We get it. You really want to be a singer, despite all overwhelming evidence that you make small children cry every time you decide to “sing”. And this newest thing you’re doing? The country music thing? Listen, honey, people who listen to country music may be hicks, but they ain’t STUPID HICKS. With ear damage. And a lack of all discernible taste. You might want to keep that in mind.
Love, All of Us
P.S. What in the WORLD did you do to be able to sing at the Grand Ole Opry? Minnie Pearl is spinning in her grave. …read more

This probably won’t sit well with Jessica Simpson, who is the current paramour of football star Tony Romo!
In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Carrie Underwood confessed that Tony still calls her. Sometimes she’ll answer, sometimes she won’t – I guess it depends on how she’s feeling that day. Here’s what she had to say:
As for Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, who now is dating Jessica Simpson, Underwood says she still hears from him sometimes – but doesn’t always pick up the phone. “We were both small town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, …read more

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So how do you like to break up with significant others? Notes? Phone calls? Personal, awkwardly drawn out coffee dates? Flaming bags of dogshit on their front porch? Well, Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford broke up by text message. Oh, and not just ANY old text message. Listen to this:
We’re both fine. We broke up over text. It’s like ‘peace out,’ ” Carrie says.
Peace out? You’ve got to be kidding me. I think that a flaming bag of poo would have made a better statement.

Yay! I love award shows, because there’s so many pretty people all in one convenient place. Here’s a few celebs and singers at the American Music Awards:
Carrie Underwood

Lots more after the jump!

She doesn’t look shocked; do you think this becoming old hat to her after the CMA’s?