Nahla Ariela Aubry. Here’s what Halle had to say about the name:

“We didn’t have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital,” said Halle. “For us it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her.” - source

Isn’t Nahla the name of the girl lion in “The Lion King”?

So let’s talk about Mariah Carey and do a quick little free word association. What’s the first thing you think of when I say Mariah Carey?

I’m interested in what you’ll say. Mariah believes that everyone thinks she’s a ditzy moron:

“It’s a dichotomy, I understand,” she tells Allure magazine. “I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron.”
And don’t let Carey’s short skirts fool you!
“I’m Mary Poppins: I’m what the button-up girls are supposed to be,” she swears to the mag.
Despite her micro-mini skirt from Saturday Night Live this weekend, she sees herself as “eternally 12.”

Mariah! You’re making it too easy, bb. First, we don’t THINK you’re a ditzy moron, we KNOW you’re a ditzy moron. Second, saying you feel “eternally 12″ is quite frankly extremely creepy and disturbing. Third, could you please hire a stylist and stop dressing like a backup dancer for New Kids On The Block? Thank you.

Halle Berry finally popped last night! Yes, it’s true, the Oscar winner had her baby girl and everything is fine for both mom and daughter. No word on names yet.

Kind of unrelated, but have any of you ever wondered if doctors of celebrities get kind of weirded out by what they’re seeing? Like, “holy crap, I’m looking straight up Halle Berry’s Tunnel of Love.” Am I the only person who’s ever thought about this?