Snarky Gossip

September 9th, 2008

MTV Video Music Award winners - watch!

Instead of laboriously typing out the VMA winners, I’m going to post a video for you that pretty much does the same thing. See, here’s the thing: I’m sore today because I did an extra long workout and everything hurts on me - even my fingernails hurt. My ears hurt. My little toe hurts. Please […]

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September 3rd, 2008

Morning gossip roundup

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90210 rules in the ratings - but they can’t get better than Brenda! - Perez Hilton
Christina Ricci looking fantastic in a bikini - The Superficial
A Josh Hartnett sex tape? What? - Defamer
Lilly Allen and Elton John in a drunken fight - WWTDD
Christina Aguilera talks about baby Max - Celebrity Baby Blog
Jennifer Aniston is going […]

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August 11th, 2008

Christina Aguilera probably regrets this photoshoot!

Naked pictures of Christina Aguilera (topless) are hitting the Interwebs, and creating quite the scandal. You can see them here. Of course, Christina has no problems with showing some skin, as you can see here or here.
Tags: Christina Aguilera, naked christina aguileara

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August 1st, 2008

Christina Aguilera for Macy’s

Ooooh, pretty!

I love me Christina Aguilera, but girl needs to lay off all the makeup. She always looks like one of those chicks you see getting Avon makeovers…I just want to grab some baby wipes and go to town.
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July 15th, 2008

Christina Aguilera sings “America the Beautiful” - watch

This seriously brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful. I love that she’s holding her little one.

Tags: america the beautiful, Christina Aguilera, rock the vote

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June 26th, 2008

Christina Aguilera on Larry King - watch

I really enjoy Christina Aguilera’s music, but do ya THINK she could lay off the makeup paddle just a tad? Just a wee bit? Sheesh. At this point, she should be buying stock in spackle.
Anyway, here she is on the Vulture Show; I mean, Larry King. Does he even know who she is? Maybe […]

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June 9th, 2008

Christina Aguilera has a plan. A Larger Breasts plan.

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There’s nothing quite as sexy as large breasts with GIANT BLUE VEINS running through them, is there? Well, Christina Aguilera agrees with you, my lovely Snarkarinos, and has decided that she will breastfeed sonny boy Max until he’s two in order to hang on to those melons.
Personally, I think she might […]

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June 4th, 2008

Motherhood comes naturally to Christina Aguilera

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Don’t you LOVE that picture of Christina? That’s pretty much what I look like until about 1:00 PM every day, minus the makeup, blue gown, and jewelry. Well, and perfectly shaped boobies, too, if we’re being honest.
Anyway, Christina is part of what […]

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March 31st, 2008

Christina Aguilera’s neighbors are not loving the sexy noises

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Okay, this grossed me out. However, if I lived next door to her, I would be totally throwing stuff at her, like, I don’t know…..a frozen turkey. Here’s the quote:
“They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a […]

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February 27th, 2008

It’s Sexy Time with Coco!

Holy crap, it’s Coco! I feel so honored that the Cocster would come to my humble little site to get her gossip on, don’t you? And if Coco is here, you KNOW it’s classy with a capital K, baby!
Okay, gossip time! First, new stuff from the new Indiana Jones movie.
Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones - […]

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