Yesterday, Clay Aiken shared with the world that yes, he is gay and has been for a very long time. Of course, there was a LOT of feedback on this, especially from his fans nicknamed Claymates; many of them were not happy and felt that he had betrayed them with this admission.

However, I applaud Clay for taking an honest stand about who he is, especially now with baby Parker in the picture. His best friend Jaymes Foster, who was inseminated to carry Parker, had this to say about Clay coming out:

I totally support him. It’s his choice. It’s a choice that he made. I love him and I’ll support him in any choice that he makes, whether as an entertainer, or a father, human being, of course I support him.

- source

She’s staying with Clay at his house in North Carolina, and they both are taking care of the baby: he’s got nail clipping duty, while she drew bath time. Sounds like a pretty good arrangement!

In addition, another singer who had a VERY public outing himself as well, Lance Bass, had this to say about Clay’s decision to make his lifestyle public:

“I’m happy for him,” says Bass, 29. “It’s good to see someone actually being true to who they are. I think it’s something that’s nice to share with the world, because it really does relieve a lot of pressure off of you.”

- source

Last, but not least, here’s a great video of Clay Aiken on Good Morning America this morning: listen to him singing to baby Parker, and he also talks about his decision to come out.

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In this week’s edition of People magazine, Clay Aiken will be on the cover with the words “I AM GAY” plastered over his face. Yes, it’s true - and you Claymates just better stop sending me angry letters and leaving paper bags of flaming poo on my doorstep. Or maybe that’s just my mother in law? Huh. Either way, interesting news and while we ALL ALREADY KINDA KNEW, it’s nice to hear that we were justified.

Image details: Clay Aiken Hosts The UNICEF Snowflake Lighting Ceremony served by picapp.com

Well, knock me over with a feather. Apparently, crooner Clay Aiken has somewhat proved that he, you know, HAS A PENIS by knocking up his best friend Jaymes Foster, a record producer whom he stays with when he’s in LA. Oh, and get this? SHE’S 50 YEARS OLD. Uh huh.

I’ve been diligently researching this news for you lovely peoples and it looks like maybe Clay didn’t actually have to get anywhere near Old Lady Va-Jay-Jay; she just borrowed his Little Clays and is artificially inseminated. What do you think he thought about when he was squeezing off a few knuckle children…..Barbra Streisand? Hulk Hogan? The entire cast of Hogan’s Heroes? Truly fascinating.

Frankly, I’m pretty grossed out by this news, but here’s the thing that gets me: she couldn’t have found someone OTHER than Clay to be her baby daddy? That was it as far as candidates? And what in the world is she thinking getting preggers at 50. Cripes, she’ll be a walker when the kid graduates from high school.

So! Do you think this is really true? Did Clay’s spermies take a ride into the Cave of No Return?

Good morning, kids! How are you this fine day. I’ve got a cat on my legs, one on my shoulder, and one eyeing my lap, so if I start typing weird stuff, you’ll know why. Let’s get straight to the gossip this morning. First, Beyonce somehow got a hold of some shiny green panties for the Grammy Awards:

Beyonce Camel Toe Alert!

It’s like the power of Beyonce Crotch just took over your eyeballs, isn’t it. You just can’t look away….I’m thinking it’s got some kind of hypnotic power, like Kentucky Fried Chicken. It’s like even thought you KNOW there’s probably rat parts in there, you still can’t stop yourself. - source

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannson in “The Other Boleyn Girl”

Next, I can’t even TELL you how excited I am about a new movie coming out the end of this month called “The Other Boelyn Sister”, based on the book by Phillippa Gregory. If you haven’t read it, I suggest you do. The cover makes it look like a bosom ripper, but I assure you it’s not. The movie version is starring Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannsson, and in these pictures below, I’m kind of embarrassed for Miss Scarlett. She. Looks. Terrible.

I mean, I know that they didn’t wear makeup in the 1500’s, but DAMN. - source

Next, we have a little bit of a Separated at Birth mystery:

Is Clay Aiken related to Tilda Swinton?

For reals, yall. If you don’t know, Tilda was the White Witch in the Chronicles of Narnia movie; she plays a lot of indie parts. They look completely alike, don’t they? Next, Nicholas Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for accusing him of dognapping. I know, crazy.

Nicholas Cage is Suing Kathleen Turner

Apparently, Nick is not too happy about crazy old biddy Kathleen Turner accusing him of stealing various animals while they were on set together for “Peggy Sue Got Married”, one of the crappiest movies ever created. Personally, I should he would be suing whoever convinced him that movie was a good idea.

Speaking of sue, Mel Gibson is getting sued for his gorefest “The Passion of the Christ”.

Mel Gibson in Legal Trouble?

Seems like the guy who actually WROTE the script for the movie thought he would be getting a substantial amount more than he actually did, and now’s he suing for more money. I’m confused though - isn’t this story based on the Bible? Like, scene for scene? I don’t get what he’s crying about. If anyone should get more money it should be Jesus for having to put up with this piece of crap being done in his name - I’m sure he’d never stop throwing up if he actually had to sit through it.

Anyway, on to Jack Nicholson, who has revealed his number one pickup line for the ladies.

Jack Nicholson is still a Ladies’ Man

What’s Jack’s secret, other than a pocket full of cash? Oh, you would be surprised:

Jack told Heart FM DJ Harriet Scott: “You walk up to someone you like and you’re feeling relaxed, they think, ‘Oh, here comes the shark’ and you say to them, ‘When did you get pregnant?’

“You will have somebody off balance after that particular line.”

- source

Uh, okay, Jack. Personally, I think that makes you sound like a GIANT ASSHAT, but that’s just me. Speaking of weird celebrity sexual-related stuff, Dolly Parton has revealed the names of her boobies. Yes, she has named her boobs - hasn’t everyone? Come on, fess up.

Dolly Parton Loves Her Breasts

So we all know that Dolly has large breasts. Let’s just get that out of the way. However, what I did NOT realize is that she has named them drumroll please SHOCK AND AWE. I was rooting for Pointy and Perky, but hers will do fine. - source

Next, Gwen Stefani is really showing a baby bump now:

Gwen Stefani is Showing!

Isn’t she cute? Kingston is going to be a great big brother. - source

Last this morning, let’s have a look at Christina Aguilera’s HUGE BOOBIES. Yes, that seems to be a bit of a theme with me today.

Christina Aguilera’s Chest

I’m guessing she is breastfeeding, from the size of those puppies.

She looks great, other than the crazy clown makeup. - source

Till this afternoon, I’ll leave you with Beyonce and Tina Turner performing “Proud Mary” at the Grammy Awards:

Clay Aiken has stated publicly that not only does he not want to be in a relationship, he actually has no desire whatsoever. Like, something in him might be busted. Well, either that or he just hasn’t met the right person yet!

He imagines his social life here will be “nonexistent, really. I’m not a nighttime person.” He does not plan on dating, and he is not involved with anyone. “Heck, no,” he says. “My dogs.” He has never had a romantic relationship with anyone, unless you count the girls he took to dances back in high school in Raleigh. “I just don’t have an interest in … any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate,” he says. “I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”

But Aiken is 29 years old and he is also a human. Surely he must have needs. Urges. He contemplates this in silence for 20 or 30 seconds. “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

- source

I don’t think it’s bad as much as it’s highly freaky and concerning. Although maybe he’s just so focused on his career that it’s taken over as his desire receptor. Or something. I don’t know what I’m talking about, actually.

Really, he is……and you might want to help him find them, otherwise he’s going to make us listen to him sing.

What does this remind me of, hmmm….oh! I know!

source

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• Mandy Moore covers Umbrella
• Clay Aiken is not bringing sexy back
• JESSICA ALBA KEEPS CASH WARREN’S HEAD SPINNING

Clay Aiken has gained some weight, yall - he looks like a tubby Katie Holmes.

Tori Spelling is cute pregnant.

John Meyer sings; I like him. He’s a nice boy.

Getting tired…might start writing crazy. CRAZY!