Snarky Gossip

January 14th, 2007

The New York Times on Becks and Posh

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Here’s the New York Times take on the new to Hollywood couple:
Posh’s praying mantis thin legs, perfect bobbed nose and enhanced bust (one British cartoonist draws her as a line with two circles on top), already seem a bit California. She’s fond of a permanent tan. He sometimes sports frosty highlights, and almost always […]

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January 14th, 2007

Eva Longoria to get married in France this summer

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Eva Longoria is planning to get married in France this summer. Talk about romantic - Tony Parker wins relationship points from the get go, doesn’t he!
Tags: Celebrity Couples, eva-longoria, tony-parker, What were they thinking?

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December 27th, 2006

Tori Spelling is getting married again

I actually think this story is kind of sweet - Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott proposed to her again Christmas Eve. But this quote squeeked me out:
What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now […]

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December 27th, 2006

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban reunite

Keith Urban is temporarily out of rehab, but it’s just till after the holidays - he’s got to go back to finish the rest of his treatment.
How long do you think Nicole’s going to put up with this?
Tags: Celebrity Couples, keith-urban, Nicole Kidman, What were they thinking?

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November 28th, 2006

Cameron Diaz doesn’t want to marry Justin

With all this constant speculation over her love life, Cameron Diaz finally set the record straight and told Ellen DeGeneres that she has no intention of marrying her longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake:
“When (Justin) was on the show I asked him if you were going to get married,” DeGeneres says.
“I saw that,” Diaz responds. “You […]

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November 8th, 2006

Britney Spears prenup details

Here’s the scoop:

K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
The mansion will be divided 50/50.
Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
She will still support him for […]

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October 11th, 2006

Nicole Richie Is Going Out With A Hobbit

I’m just sayin’. He’s a little tall for a hobbit, but he’s already got the outfit down pat.
Tags: Celebrity Couples, hobbit, nicole-richie

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October 5th, 2006

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Hire David Beckham to be Maddox’s Personal Soccer Coach

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to make sure adopted son Maddox learns how to play soccer from the best.
United Press International reports that the couple have signed Maddox up for soccer lessons by David Beckham.
Well, shoot, I wish MY soccer coach looked like this too:

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October 2nd, 2006

Guns Make Ashton and Demi Happy

Well, what ELSE do they have in common? Tan lines?
 
Ashton Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore have made a vow to stay together - after treating each other to guns.
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September 29th, 2006

Brad to Angelina: "I Want Another One"

My goodness, let’s just have a whole LITTER while we’re at it! Let’s singlehandedly adopt and/or repopulate the entire state of California with our offspring!!
Apparently Brad is bugging Angelina to have another kid:
“TROUBLE might be looming in the splendiferous world of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Jolie has told pals she’s ready to adopt […]

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