Ex-Hole singer Courtney Love fancies herself quite the writer these days. Listen to her latest spiel:

“Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .” The former Hole singer also mused on why she’s given up playing in an all-girl band: “Like, there are [bleep]ing riot grrls sitting there banging on pots and pans and talking about their vaginas, and that’s all really lovely, but the music blows.”

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Seriously, whatever she’s taking she needs to cut the dose pronto. Her daughter Frances Bean must be absolutely mortified by Mom’s constant craziness.

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Madonna’s husband actually doing something other than being arm candy -The Bosh

Brooke Hogan once again proving she’s an idiot - Hollyscoop

Woody Allen with Scarlett Johansson gives me the heebie jeebies - Popcrunch

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are going to the governmental woodshed - Jossip

Fran Drescher is the new face of health…or something - Celebitchy

Introducing Nicolas Cage and his dead squirrel toupee - dlisted

Britney Spears actually looked decent at the VMA’s - Popsugar

Rachel Zoe is a big crybaby - Jezebel

So, Courtney Love walked into a bar, trying to be relevant, failed miserably - Gawker

Hayden Panettiere’s boobs are trying to get away from her - Egotastic

When asked about Britney Spears:

“”Here is what’s gonna happen if she doesn’t get help — something very, very bad is gonna happen. Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too, but other than me and Britney, no one else has ever been strapped to a gurney.”

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Wow, look at these pictures of Courtney Love. She looks terrible! Completely gaunt.

Why do women think that looking THIS skinny is in any way attractive? She used to look really cute, not too fat, not too skinny. Then she had to go and basically become an anorexic. Gross.

See, here’s what I mean. This is a picture of her BEFORE she went crazy with the weight loss:

LOOK how pretty she is. So curvy and beautiful - no bones jutting out, no gaunt, skeletal face - she was just right.

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Check it out:

I think I sees the herpes! And good gravy, here’s another one. What the HELL is that sticking out from underneath her shirt?

I’m guessing rickets.

Not a good look. I feel vaguely diseased just looking at her.

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I have a hard time believing this one, Sharon Osbourne is usually so full of it:

Sharon Osbourne hates Courtney Love because she allegedly gave her son Jack prescription drugs when he was just 15.

The ‘X Factor’ star says she will never speak to the former Hole singer again for introducing Jack to the highly addictive painkiller OxyContin.

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There’s nothing that could get me to cancel my subscription to Harper’s Bazaar faster than seeing a naked Courtney Love. Without any kind of warning, even. It’s just like KAPOW! NAKED! Plus, she actually has something to say (unfortunately it’s not about her alleged murder of Kurt Cobain so you can stop reading right now if you’re looking for that).

On her upcoming solo album Nobody’s Daughter:
“It’s the first time I’ve written sober…the first time I’ve written from a really deep, dark place.”

On her apology for wearing faux Chanel:
“I wrote Mr. Lagerfeld a letter, an in-depth apology…I offered to pay for the dress, throw him a party, do whatever I needed to do to make up for this horrific thing.”

And she continues:
“In a way, it’s insanely subversive, because I don’t think anyone has done fake couture before. But honest to God, I did not know. I hope it was burned.”

On Karl Lagerfeld:
“I really connected with Karl in a way that I didn’t think I was going to…from the ponytail to the image and the persona, I didn’t think we were going to click, but I ended up genuinely and sincerely liking the man.”

On the fashion world’s feelings toward her:
“The fashion world, they don’t trust me anymore…and why should they? I looked like crap for years…I didn’t know what a season was. Someone had to explain it to me.”

On her weight loss:
“I’ve lost a lot of weight, and I have done it through being quite disciplined… Some people think it’s about weight loss, but it’s about detoxing.”

On some actresses’ dieting habits:
“I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying ‘Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.”

On her look in 1994 when she was interviewed by Barbara Walters:

“I pulled my hair up into what I thought was a chignon, and I just had eyeliner on, basically. Did you ever see Matt Lauer and Britney Spears? Well, I was more Grand Guignol than that. More horror show.”

On her troubled past:
“I cracked. And I cracked in public, and so I lost all of my credibility. For many years, I took pills. I felt like I had this dirty secret. Other people can have glasses of wine and things like that because they’re normal people who can do things like that. But if you’re allergic to that stuff, you just are, and you can’t.”

Well, while they were photoshopping the HELL out of here, they should at least have photoshopped a bikini or a blouse or SOMETHING that would’ve saved me from having to bleach my eyeballs tonight.

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I’ve got a particularly disturbing one for you today, don’t click if you don’t feel like tossing your cookies.

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Girl needs to quit it already!

Courtney Love is planning more corrective surgery to fix her “wonky” lips.

In a bizarre posting on her MySpace page, the former ‘Hole’ singer revealed she is still unhappy with her looks, despite having surgery to remove her breast implants and alter her cosmetically enhanced lips.

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