Snarky Gossip

August 26th, 2008

O noes! The Denise Richards show has been cancelled

See this tour de force of cinema?

Well, it’s been cancelled. What a tragedy. NEVER SAW THAT COMING.
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August 25th, 2008

Charlie Sheen and new wife are expecting their first baby together

Charlie Sheen and his new Denise Richards are expecting their first baby together.
Charlie has two little ones already by the old Denise Richards, and we hear about them constantly in custody battle and PR stunts. How long do you think it’s going to take until Charlie Sheen gets tired of this new Denise […]

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August 7th, 2008

Charlie Sheen knows how to settle a score - with NICKELS.

Charlie Sheen might be a world-class poo poo head with a crazy ex-wife, but now, he’s showing the world that even world class poo poo heads can pay their damn medical bills. Even if it’s with 7600 nickels.
Yep, it’s true. Seems that Denise took the girls to get vaccinated, you know, like the […]

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February 27th, 2008

Good morning, Snarkarinos!

Harley the Wonder Dog is feeling quite frisky this morning, and by frisky, I mean he’s actually gotten up to take his morning nap somewhere else today. Seriously, he is the LAZIEST DOG EVER. He takes walks every day, but other than that? Yeah, he’s sleeping. Don’t you wish you were a dog? Life would […]

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February 23rd, 2008

Saturday gossip please, thank you

Spiderman would like you all to know that yes, he is carrying some extra weight and yes, he’s not up to snuff, and yes, HE IS AWARE that his physique is not what it used to be.
However, that does not stop him from reading his daily dose of gossip from Auntie Snarkypants. Let’s get […]

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January 24th, 2008

What is wrong with Denise Richards?

You would think that Denise Richards would be the sane one in a relationship with Charlie Sheen, but oh, no. Now this apparent fame whore has won a court decision to pimp out her babies, ages 2 and 3, in a REALITY SHOW. How sick is that!
Despite Charlie’s objections, a court commissioner granted Denise permission […]

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October 5th, 2007

Denise Richards claims that Charlie Sheen sent out naked pictures online

Kids, this is what’s called an “acrimonious divorce.” Oy vey. So! Apparently, Charlie Sheen was sending out naked pictures of his Little Sheen to women online under the screen name “mrjonze55″.
Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he […]

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October 4th, 2007

Inside the UGLY Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorce

Dang, I didn’t think it could get much worse with Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, but it seems like it has. Here’s more nastiness from their acrimonious divorce:
First, Richards has filed a show cause order to limit Sheen’s visitation with Samantha, 3, and Lola, 2, to days only and no more overnights at his house. […]

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September 20th, 2007

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards custody battle getting nasty

These two are so much fun, huh? Just a bundle of laughs. Well, here’s the latest development in their ongoing custody smackdown:
The custody dispute between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards intensified Wednesday after the actress asked a judge to protect their children from her ex-husband.
Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards “behaves as though she owns […]

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September 15th, 2007

Denise Richards dirt. Kind of.

Ooh, some juicy stuff for you today about Denise Richards.
Kind of.
Okay, really, it’s pretty lame. Bear with me:
Former Bond girl Denise Richards’ publicist has acted quickly to rubbish a new magazine expose, in which a former nanny claims the actress is a moody ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ character.
In a new U.S. magazine article, the […]

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