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Snarky Gossip

July 31st, 2008

Whoops! Ali Lohan “accidentally” auditions for a naughty film

Oh, dear me! Has this ever happened to you: you go to a film audition, thinking it’s for some fine Merchant-Ivory type production, and it turns out to be something from the BOWELS OF HELL? Well, that’s what “accidentally” happened to Miss Ali Lohan, little sister of Lindsay.
Turns out she auditioned for Peter […]

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July 18th, 2008

Dina Lohan speaks out on Michael Lohan’s newly discovered daughter

Image details: Dina Lohan arriving at Angel Orensanz for a Sephora event in New York City served by picapp.com
I usually don’t think that much of Dina Lohan - after all, she has done a bang-up job of whoring out her kids for profit. However, I’ve got a little bit of grudging respect for her and […]

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February 20th, 2008

Gossip, morning edition

Guess what I had for breakfast? Yep, Grape Nuts. I’m not a HUGE fan, but I like ‘em with blueberries. Gosh, I sound all organic don’t I….next I’ll be posting about my worm farm and how I make my own wine out of recycled paper.
On to the gossip! First, we get our first glimpse […]

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August 18th, 2007

The Lohan parents FINALLY reach a divorce settlement

This has taken FOREVER, but it’s finally done. Now maybe they can stop being such giant asshats?
Dina and Michael Lohan have finally settled their divorce agreement. According to the AP, their split will become official within 60 days.
Though the terms of the agreement were not disclosed, state Supreme Court Justice Robert A. Ross reportedly told […]

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August 7th, 2007

Ignorant Slut of the Day: Michael Lohan

Another day, another dumbass quote from Michael Lohan, father of wildchild Lindsay:
MICHAEL Lohan’s lawyer has fired off a letter to his ex-wife, Dina, complaining she’s shacked up with a boozing boyfriend, Jim McMillan, in the family’s Long Island home along with Lindsay Lohan’s three younger siblings. The lawyer, John DiMascio, wrote: “During my client’s telephone […]

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