Snarky Gossip

June 4th, 2008

The Paltrow pikachu might pop out some more puppies

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Hola, you lovely Snarkarinos! Sorry for not checking in with you yesterday, but I just couldn’t get it together, what with all the muscle relaxants I was on. I think I told you I tweaked the HELL out of my neck, right? Well, it’s slowly […]

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May 29th, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow works out three hours a day? Excessive much?

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Oh, my. Mario Batali, a Food Network regular (any other Food Network fans out there? I lurve me some Paula Deen!) says that he thinks Gwynnie works out three hours a day. Judging from her figure, I’d say that’s probably a good guess. And honestly, […]

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May 5th, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow is a little bit confused about the whole birthing thing

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Gwynnie wants us all to know that popping watermelons out of your va-jay-jay? Why, it’s available to ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.
She said: “The most euphoria I have ever experienced was having a baby - and that’s something most women can and will experience in […]

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May 1st, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow and the blue satin pantsuit

Oh, Gwynnie. Did the 70’s teach you NOTHING, my dear? Here’s what Gwyneth decided to wear to the premiere of “Iron Man”:
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Unfortunately, her Iron Cameltoe is the ONLY thing memorable about this outfit. Ba-ZING!
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April 9th, 2008

Rumors of Gwyneth Paltrow’s broken marriage are greatly exaggerated, says Gwyneth

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So lately we’ve been hearing rumors about the possibility of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin breaking up, and our little Gwynnie would like to put those rumors to rest ONCE AND FOR ALL, okay?
“You will never see us out publicly,” she states […]

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