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September 8th, 2008

Heather Mills’ publicist says some very naughty words

Heather Mills’ former publicist has decided to milk her erstwhile employer for all she’s worth and has issued a series of VERY nasty little blurbs about Heather. Here’s a sampling:
‘That witch tricked me into spreading lies about Paul. She’s a bitch.’
She described Miss Mills as ‘a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on […]

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August 5th, 2008

Wow - Paul McCartney has written a love song for ex-wife Heather Mills

I have more respect for Paul McCartney than ever before. Even though his ex-wife Heather Mills has dragged him through the mud for YEARS, he has included a love song - yes, a love song - on his latest album written for her. Can you believe it? Here are the lyrics - warning, they’re […]

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July 25th, 2008

Even her publicist thinks Heather Mills is a jerk

Heather Mills, probably the most hated woman in the UK, is alienating everyone around her, even people she pays to like her. Here’s what her publicist had to say:
After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, […]

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March 18th, 2008

Heather Mills celebrates by throwing water on Paul McCartney’s lawyer

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This Heather Mills person seems like a real piece of work. Apparently, she dumped an entire pitcher of water on the head of Paul McCartney’s lawyer IN COURT yesterday, you know, because she’s so mature and all. If I were Paul I would’ve Sargent Pepper-maced […]

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March 17th, 2008

Paul McCartney’s divorce settlement is today

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Good morning and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you, you lovely Snarkarinos! Hope you’re all wearing your green, because otherwise, I’m going to give you SUCH A PINCHING.
Speaking of pinching, Paul McCartney got the mother of all pinches in his divorce settlement hearing today […]

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March 14th, 2008

Heather Mills has hit the jackpot

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See how happy Heather Mills is there? Well, you would too, if you had just won 25 million pounds in a divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. That’s like, a bazillion US dollars. And yes, I could Google a pounds to dollars converter right now but […]

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February 18th, 2008

Wake up with Snarky - Monday morning edition

See that vintage care bear? That’s pretty much my mood right now - not for any particular reason, mind you, just simply feeling like I’m probably going to go completely mental on someone today. Who WILL that lucky person be? Should I draw names from a hat?
Anyway, let’s get to the gossip, and hopefully […]

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December 3rd, 2007

Dixie Chicks controversy, Paul and Rosanna, Katharine Heigl in Vanity Fair, more Heather Mills porno pics, Jennifer Lopez gots a big ol’ belly, Wacko Jacko, Britney pregnant? and more

Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking […]

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November 5th, 2007

Paul McCartney to file for sole custody of daughter Beatrice

All these interviews that Heather Mills is going around giving about Paul McCartney and their life together is starting to bite her in the butt.
“Paul did plead with Heather to consider Bea before she went on these TV shows, but she ignored him. Now he’s deeply concerned their daughter is growing more aware of the […]

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November 5th, 2007

Barbara Walters says that Heather Mills is “not a nice woman”

Most of the time I would say that Barbara Walters is full of horsepucky, and this time is really no exception. Once she has an agenda she sticks to it, know what I mean? Here’s what she had to say about Heather Mills today on the View:
Barbara Walters dished on Heather Mills during “The View” […]

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