Snarky Gossip

May 26th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears has picked out a name for the baby

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And surprisingly enough it’s not something like Little Cheeto, Bubba, Billy Joe Bobby, or Cletus the Fetus.
Insiders - basically people who are paid to report on their friends - are reporting that the name Emma Jean is at the top of the list. I kind […]

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May 1st, 2008

It’s a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears

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Lynne “Big Mouth” Spears “accidentally” let it slip to about a million people this week that yep, Jamie Lynn is expecting a Mini Me. Congratulations and all that to the knocked up teen! However, I was more concerned that she is planning on decorating her baby’s […]

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April 24th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears would like to be knocked out for the birth of her baby, thank you very much

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So here’s the scenario. Mama Spears decided that she was going to be helpful, and so she showed a graphic video of some lady pushing a demon spawn out of her mysterious lady parts. Jamie Lynn Spears promptly puked, passed out, and declared […]

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March 6th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears is coming to ABC as a “troubled student”

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So apparently, a teenage pregnancy is great for career enhancement, because Jamie Lynn Spears is coming to ABC to play a “troubled student” in some Lifetime-ish special about a teacher who turns around some kids that “that nobody believes in” BUT SHE DOES and then […]

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