Snarky Gossip

June 26th, 2008

Drama in the delivery room for Jamie Lynn Spears

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Oh, you gorgeous Snarkarinos. How are you today? Have you had your coffee yet? BECAUSE I HAVE. And I’m here to tell you, that three cups plus a bowl of Grape Nuts is frankly not something you should do when you have errands […]

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June 24th, 2008

First pics of Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby Maddie Briann

Jamie Lynn Spears has updated her MySpace with pictures of Maddie Briann. While her official Myspace has now been taken down, you can still see the baby pics here.
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June 19th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears has FINALLY had that baby!

Well, Jamie Lynn has finally popped out her little baby Cheeto. Daughter Maddie was born Thursday at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi. Maddie weighed 7 lbs., 11 ounces, which is a dang big baby. So far, haven’t heard how mom is doing (it’s so weird to call Jamie Lynn “mom”), but I’m […]

By Wendy -- 4 comments

June 16th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears reported to be having labor pains

I love, LOVE the Spears family. They’re like a one-stop shopping excursion for the best white trashy gossip, aren’t they?
Well, our little Jamie Lynn is reported to be having labor pains, although what the hell does a 16 year old know about birthin’ babies (ten points if you know where that convoluted quote came from). […]

By Wendy -- 2 comments

May 26th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears has picked out a name for the baby

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And surprisingly enough it’s not something like Little Cheeto, Bubba, Billy Joe Bobby, or Cletus the Fetus.
Insiders - basically people who are paid to report on their friends - are reporting that the name Emma Jean is at the top of the list. I kind […]

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May 1st, 2008

It’s a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears

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Lynne “Big Mouth” Spears “accidentally” let it slip to about a million people this week that yep, Jamie Lynn is expecting a Mini Me. Congratulations and all that to the knocked up teen! However, I was more concerned that she is planning on decorating her baby’s […]

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April 24th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears would like to be knocked out for the birth of her baby, thank you very much

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So here’s the scenario. Mama Spears decided that she was going to be helpful, and so she showed a graphic video of some lady pushing a demon spawn out of her mysterious lady parts. Jamie Lynn Spears promptly puked, passed out, and declared […]

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March 26th, 2008

Is Jamie Lynn Spears engaged?

Oh, yalls - I hope to seven pound 2 ounce Baby Jebus that this newest dysfuctional crap from the Spears family is NOT true. But it seems that Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy Casey Aldredge has proposed and given Miss Moneybags an engagement ring that she is showing to everyone in town (perhaps he got it […]

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March 6th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears is coming to ABC as a “troubled student”

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So apparently, a teenage pregnancy is great for career enhancement, because Jamie Lynn Spears is coming to ABC to play a “troubled student” in some Lifetime-ish special about a teacher who turns around some kids that “that nobody believes in” BUT SHE DOES and then […]

By Wendy -- 3 comments