Snarky Gossip

August 13th, 2008

Surprise, surprise - Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy cheated on her while she was pregnant

OMG! Like, seriously, I would NEVER have guessed that an 18 year old would cheat on his pregnant 17 year old girlfriend, would you? YEAH.
The surprise of the century has been revealed, folks. 28-year-old (ten years older than Casey) Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were […]

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July 9th, 2008

First pics of Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby

You can see the first photos of Maddie Briann here. Jamie Lynn Spears looks like she’s holding her little sister. I still find this whole thing very sad.
In an accompanying article, Jamie had a few things to say about what kind of parent she plans on being:
“Mama has been here a bunch,” she said. […]

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June 12th, 2008

Lynne Spears is the best mother in the world

Newscom
Lynne Spears is my kind of delusional wackjob. She’s writing a parenting book about how hard it is to be a mother, but LOOK HOW SHE HAS TRIUMPHED. Really, look. LOOK. You can see, right? Hmmm.
Anyway, because of her daughters’ Britney and Jamie Lynn’s various screwups in the past few months (getting pregnant, getting […]

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March 6th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears is coming to ABC as a “troubled student”

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So apparently, a teenage pregnancy is great for career enhancement, because Jamie Lynn Spears is coming to ABC to play a “troubled student” in some Lifetime-ish special about a teacher who turns around some kids that “that nobody believes in” BUT SHE DOES and then […]

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March 3rd, 2008

This morning’s gossip brought to you by Buddy the Goofball Dog

Good morning, Snarkarinos! So I’ve already introduced you to Harley the Wonder Dog:

Well, Harley has a new friend, and his name is Buddy:

Buddy is a golden retriever mix that was found wandering the streets; we found him at a local pet shelter and he is a big creampuff of lovin’. I highly recommend dogs and […]

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February 21st, 2008

I’ll have a Snarky Gossip with an extra shot, and can I get that with extra whip?

Guess what I had in my head this morning?

I GUARANTEE that once you watch that video, it will be IMPOSSIBLE for you to have a bad day. For reals, yalls. Let’s get to the goss!
First, how cute are the Brad and Angelina family? Maybe I should put myself up for adoption, because I would personally […]

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February 18th, 2008

Wake up with Snarky - Monday morning edition

See that vintage care bear? That’s pretty much my mood right now - not for any particular reason, mind you, just simply feeling like I’m probably going to go completely mental on someone today. Who WILL that lucky person be? Should I draw names from a hat?
Anyway, let’s get to the gossip, and hopefully […]

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February 15th, 2008

Gimme some morning gossip, STAT!

OMG you guys, the Starbucks near my house sucks sweaty goat balls like CRAZY. They only had one machine working and there was like 20 people in there, and then they missed my order and I ended up waiting 20 minutes for a lukewarm caramel macchiato that tasted awful. Why do I keep going back […]

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February 1st, 2008

Lynne Spears talks about her daughters

Of course, she is milking this (Britney’s hospitalization, Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy) for everything that she is worth:
“Britney’s on my mind day and night. She never leaves my thoughts.” Nor does Jamie Lynn, who’s 16 and nearly five months pregnant. “Jamie Lynn’s my baby,” Lynne confided. “I’m doing my best. I’m doing as well as can […]

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January 24th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears is going to give up her baby….to her MOTHER

Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up, but she’s not going to let a little thing like THAT get her down. Oh, no! Not with Mama Lynn Spears waiting in the wings to take over and let Jamie Lynn get back to making some serious bank!
The teen sister of pop wreck Britney Spears will hand […]

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