Snarky Gossip

September 12th, 2008

Janet Jackson on tour in yellow spandex and a mohawk

Good Sweet Buttered Moses. What was Janet Jackson thinking of here, dressed up in a highly unflattering yellow sequined spandex pantsuit and accompanying mohawk for her tour? Did she raid big brother Michael’s closet from his days in the Jackson Five? Maybe she’s going to go work out at an 80’s themed gym right afterwards? […]

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May 14th, 2008

All Hail the Janet Jackson Overlord

HELLO TO MY MINIONS.
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Good afternoon. My name is JANET JACKSON (Miss Jackson if you’re anyone but me). Please hold your applause, but don’t even bother to hold your adulation, because it is my rightful due as your new ruler. Oh! Did I mention […]

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March 12th, 2008

Janet Jackson cancels her SNL appearance because of the flu

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First, before we get into the whole fake flu thing, can we talk about Janet Jackson’s current hair craze: which apparently is choppy bangs that look like a seven year old got a hold of the scissors? Not a flattering look, Miss Jackson If You’re […]

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February 21st, 2008

Afternoon gossip with a slice of lemon

Oh, yeah - P.F. Chang’s, baby! Lettuce wraps and then some honey chicken….mmmmm, good. The only downside was that our server had a big old muffin top; I wouldn’t ordinarily be telling you that except uh, well, she had decided to show us her muffin top complete with her extra special beige control top underpants. […]

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January 22nd, 2008

Janet Jackson will be banned from Disneyland for this

Janet Jackson recently revealed a little too much information about a very special tattoo she has on her mysterious lady parts:
I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It’s my sense of humor.
Would this be her Magical Kingdom? The Happiest Place on Earth? Her […]

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January 9th, 2008

New Janet Jackson video for “Feedback”: Love it? Hate it?

Janet Jackson kind of lost me after “Control”, but I am almost liking this new tune. Almost. I ended up turning it off halfway through and going back to my standby of trance music (helps me think). What do you think?

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July 25th, 2007

Not for the easily offended

If you’re easily offended, do NOT keep reading.
I’m warning you.
Really, I’m warning you.
Okay!
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