I love how celebrities try to be like us “normal people” and extol how they need to take a break because they are so damn EXHAUSTED from their busy schedule of making movies, attending premieres, counting their money pile, and taking multiple vacations. You know, because NORMAL people take a break any freaking time they feel like it -screw the mortgage and the kids, right? Yeah!

So Jennifer Aniston is taking this route, and here’s what one of her handlers had to say:

“Jen has been pouring herself into this role [The Baster] while at the same time jetting off to promote Management. Her life is hectic anyway with her producing responsibilities and the pressure of being in the public eye all the time. It all just caught up with her in the last few days so she’s been told to take a break. She’s exhausted.”

Oh, boo hoo! She’s probably just worn out from carrying that giant chin around.

I found this quote from Jennifer Aniston sad and somewhat pathetic; I’ve never liked her as an actress, but I am grudgingly beginning to like her as a person. Even when she spouts off with stuff like this:

‘I don’t think a perfect relationship exists. But I do think that many of us think it does and we’re just fooling ourselves.

‘Whoever said that everything has to be forever? That’s unrealistic or hoping for too much. I don’t think it’s worth all that pressure.’

I don’t think a perfect relationship exists, but I think that the capacity for making your relationship as perfect as possible DOES. Relationships are a lot of work with sometimes very little payback, but they do make life more meaningful. What do you think? Is there a perfect relationship out there? Do YOU think you have a perfect relationship? Discuss!

Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie named “The Baster”, which instantly made me think of a turkey baster, which made me think about Thanksgiving, which made me hungry, which made me go look in the cupboards for something to eat and all I could find were some stale Fruit Loops. Which I ate anyway.

“The Baster” is about an unmarried 40-year-old woman who turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret: he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own. Okay, wait - is this an autobiography? Did they follow Jenifer Aniston around? And how disgustingly sad, yet compelling, is this movie going to be or WHAT.

However, I still won’t be paying to see an Aniston movie. She’s a Netflix kind of gal, don’t you think?

Here’s Jennifer Aniston promoting that doggy movie with Owen Wilson. You’ve seen one Aniston movie, you’ve seen ‘em all.

In an interview with UK Elle, Jennifer Aniston states that for her next movie project, she’d like to do a James Bond sort of film, something with “James Bond. Glamour. Daniel Craig. S**t-loads of fun.” Well, I’d like glittery donuts to start coming out of my elbow on a regular basis, but we all know the likelihood of that happening, now, don’t we.

Plus, seriously, Jen. SERIOUSLY. I think it’s time for someone to sit down with you, gently, and break it to you that hello? You are not a Serious Actress. No, no, no. It’s true. You are the hot girl’s BFF, you are the sad little high school sweetheart ditched for the more interesting glamourpuss, you are becoming a pathetic joke that kinda used to be funny but now is just really awkward and embarrassing.

Case in point. You went to a German talk show to promote your cute little doggy movie. See how perky you are?

(By the way, readers, have you ever noticed how Owen Wilson morphs into whatever leading lady he’s paired with? Look at these two. They’re like twins. Just like with Kate Hudson in that crapfest “Me and Dupree”. It’s a little bit weird. He’s like the human chameleon.)

See how cute you are? Yeah. Cute. You do cute. That’s your thing. CUTE. Even though you’re this close to collecting Social Security, DAMN IT, YOU ARE CUTE. Sqwee!

Two minutes after this picture was taken, you’re knee deep into a freaking dog biscuit after losing a bet. Really, Jennifer, you are making this TOO EASY ON ME. Let’s watch a recap, shall we?

You know, I want to like Jennifer Aniston. I really do. She’s the underdog, and I usually root for the underdog, but something about her just makes me want to change the channel and kick a puppy. Plus, dog biscuits, Jen? THIS is your grand plan to score yourself a role in an action flick and perhaps get to ogle you a little bit of Daniel Craig? This is it, huh? Wow. I’d say that maybe it’s time to stop consulting the magic 8-ball, fire whatever MORON keeps handing you these idiotic scripts, and perhaps consider another career. Quick.

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The movie looks crap, but the actors are cute anyway. Here’s Ginnifer Goodwin and Justin Long at the Sydney premiere of “He’s Just Not That Into You”.

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Jennifer Aniston, who is currently on the promo trail promoting her latest craptacular “He’s Just Not That Into You”, gave her idea of a perfect date in this video. What she forgot to add was “we make a series of prank calls to Brad Pitt, then we add another voodoo Angelina Jolie doll to my collection. After that, we go and TP their house.”

We’re pretty much over this whole thing with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston, right? At least the public is, I think. Which is why I think it’s so weird that the parties involved keep bringing it up in ever interview. It was like four years ago, people! We get it!

Anyway, in the newest issue of “W”, Brad decided to talk about this whole thing YET AGAIN. Here’s what he had to say:

On the public’s misinterpretation of his and Jolie’s “affair”… “What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

On Aniston’s recent comment that it was “uncool” for Jolie to openly state that she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith… “Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.”

On his current relationship with Aniston… “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

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Honestly, I like him and Angelina together, I think they’re good for each other, and I think Jennifer Aniston should stick to TV and stop thinking she’s a “serious” actress. End. Done. I’ve thought about it and counted to three!

I was up late last night and was able to catch Jennifer Aniston on the Letterman Show. She talked about her risque GQ cover and her new movie with Owen Wilson, “Marley and Me”. Watch:

In a new interview with Entertainment Weekly, Jennifer Aniston is talking about the constant and somewhat ridiculous pregnancy rumors that are always going around about her and John Meyer. Here’s what she had to say:

Oh my God, it’s hysterical,” the actress told Entertainment Weekly.

“It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’”

She goes on to say that it’s something (having babies) that she would like to do someday, but it’s not happening right now. Speaking from experience, I know the older you get the harder pregnancy is on your body, not to mention the sleepless nights, constant energy drain, etc. She’d better hurry up if she wants to have these mystical babies!

Here’s the actual cover image, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly:

Alec Baldwin is spilling the beans about his smooching scene with Jennifer Aniston when she guest-starred on “30 Rock”. Yes, we know that gentlemen aren’t supposed to kiss and tell, but apparently Alec didn’t read that part of the Etiquette Manual. Here’s what he had to say:

“It was painful… I mean, every man who’s had to make out with her in TV and movies — I don’t know how they do it.”

Yes, of course, he was being sarcastic…..or WAS HE?!?!? You can watch the video below and make up your own mind: