Snarky Gossip

September 9th, 2008

Morning gossip roundup

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Ashton Kutcher switches from a miserable failure of an promising acting career to coaching football - The Superficial
No matter good her cleavage is, Jessica Simpson still can’t sing - Hollywood Tuna
Victoria Beckham is turning into a boy. A boy with huge implants - A Socialite’s Life
The Jonas Brothers react to Russell Brand’s teasing at […]

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September 8th, 2008

Jessica Simpson at the Grand Ole Opry

Dear Jessica Simpson:
We get it. You really want to be a singer, despite all overwhelming evidence that you make small children cry every time you decide to “sing”. And this newest thing you’re doing? The country music thing? Listen, honey, people who listen to country music may be hicks, but they ain’t STUPID HICKS. With […]

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August 12th, 2008

Carrie Underwood still gets calls from former flame Tony Romo

This probably won’t sit well with Jessica Simpson, who is the current paramour of football star Tony Romo!
In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Carrie Underwood confessed that Tony still calls her. Sometimes she’ll answer, sometimes she won’t - I guess it depends on how she’s feeling that day. Here’s what she had to […]

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August 1st, 2008

Jessica Simpson claims relationship abuse

Yeah, that’s Jessica - boy she’s put on some weight AND some major facial hair. Call Jenny Craig, stat!
Anywho, if you are a fan of Jessica Simpson (…..crickets chirping……tumbleweed goes by……hello?), then you know she’s promoting the HAYELL out of her new album, which is a country-tinged piece of poo poo on toast. So, […]

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July 21st, 2008

Jessica Simpson gets booed at her first country music concert

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I almost feel sorry for her, don’t you? Jessica Simpson performed her first country music concert opening for Sara Evans and was actually booed. Yikes! Here’s what she had to say to the crowd:
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want […]

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June 30th, 2008

Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson some very bad names

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In a classic case of pot and kettle, Pam Anderson, longtime vegan, has criticized fellow bimbette Jessica Simpson for wearing a shirt that said “Real Girls Eat Meat”. ANIMAL meat, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Anyway, listen to what she said on […]

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June 10th, 2008

Jessica Simpson is selling sexy underwear now

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Is it me, or is Jessica Simpson starting to look like a Dynasty character? I just expect her to start showing up everywhere with huge shoulderpads and start slapping a ho into a goldfish pond. Krystal!
Anywho, everyone’s favorite little untalented divorcee is now selling underpants. I don’t know why, she just is. You […]

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April 18th, 2008

It’s Official: Joe Simpson is a pimp

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Joe Simpson, father of Ashlee and Jessica, is your basic dad: loves his kids and wants the best for them….as long as that best means loads of money for his bank account. His newest completely tacky faux pas? Shopping around pictures of his daughter Ashlee for […]

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February 18th, 2008

Evening (sorry!) gossip

Well my friends, I have no excuse. It was the first sunny day here in like months, and I just couldn’t sit inside and blog away when the sun was beckoning! So yes, we missed each other this afternoon, but have no fear - your Auntie Snarky will be back in full form tomorrow morning. […]

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January 15th, 2008

Another brilliant quote from Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I […]

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