This video is being yanked down as fast as I can find it, so enjoy it while you can!!

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Madonna would like us all to know how much she loves Guy, how perfect her kids are, and how jealous we should be of her perfect figure. Oh, and also? She sucks eggs. Listen:
“Sex with Guy is incredible … And surprise, surprise, it’s his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it’s not his favorite song, but it’s definitely his favorite line.”
She and Guy sleep with their blackberries:
“We lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows. It’s not …read more

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Madonna is on the front page of Vanity Fair this month (you can see the fantastically photoshopped pictures here) and as always, gave her opinions on everything; including her belief that you can “will” the sex of your baby. Listen to this:
madonna: Do you have a daughter?
me: No, three sons.
[Madonna looks at me accusingly.]
me: I didn’t choose it–it just happened.
madonna: Do you believe that? You think things just happen?
me: I think that just happened.
madonna: Mm-hmm.
me: So who’s making the decision?
madonna: You are, you and your missus.
me: About what kind of …read more

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Seems that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are having marital problems, according to rumors around the gossip world today. He never shows up to any of her special little events, and she’s just not as eager as she used to be about the whole monogamy thing. That last part I made up, but anyway – they just don’t really love each other anymore, blah blah blah, and we should be hearing more about this soon. Frankly I’m surprised that they lasted this long – I never could see what she …read more

Yesterday Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; here’s what she said:
Madonna recalled key moments of her career, from playing her demo tape for record company president Seymour Stein when he was in a hospital bed hooked up to an IV, to her shock at looking out from the stage at thousands of girls dressed like her. “It freaked me out,” she said.
She fondly remembered a teacher who encouraged her to follow her dreams when she was only 14, and said she’s lucky to have people around her that are still doing that.
Even the people who …read more

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Madonna recently spoke out on her adopted son David, among some other things:
With an album dropping in late April and a documentary about Malawi, I Am Because We Are, due to be released this year, the not-so-material-anymore girl sat down with Interview magazine’s Ingrid Sischy for her final issue, to talk Africa, albums, and freedom. Read on for excerpts!
On working with Justin Timberlake: “I really enjoy writing with Justin…We had psychoanalytic sessions whenever we wrote songs first. We’d sit down and we’d start talking about situations. And then we’d start …read more

Let’s play a guessing game. Ready? I’ll give you a clue. This aging star is trying desperately to hold on to her material girl status, but unfortunately, her virgin days are long over. Maybe she needs to stop vogueing and go on a holiday?

Seriously, you don’t know who it is yet? Okay, I’ll let you know after the jump.

Ruh roh, Shaggy! Looks like Madonna won’t be able to buy herself a baby after all; or at least, there’s some problems.
Apparently, the guy in charge of seeing if her home and lifestyle are suitable for baby David can’t afford to make the trip from his African home to London (well, duh). And if Madonna ponies up the cash for him to do so, it’s perceived as a HUGE conflict of interest.
This guy is in danger of being taken off her case, which, sources say, will put the entire adoption in danger of crumbling all together, which means …read more