Sandra Bullock has given $1 million dollars to Doctors Without Borders for helping with the Haiti relief effort. Which ALMOST makes me forgive her for Speed 2. Almost.
She made sure it went directly to the DWB office in Port-Au-Prince, where three of the organization’s existing facilities were damaged by the magnitude 7.0 quake.
Here’s what she had to say:
“I wanted to ensure that my donation would be used immediately to meet the needs of the Haitian people affected by this catastrophic event,” said Bullock in a statement.
On the other hand, Madonna donated a measly $250,000, but you know her skinny …read more

Madonna is not really that well known for her acting expertise (although I thought she was amazing in “Evita”), so even though she’s got an AMAZING story, a musical biopic based on the life of Wallis Simpson, the woman for whom King Edward VIII gave up his throne in 1936, she can’t get anyone worth getting to even take a look at it.
Seems that Cate Blanchett and Keira Knightley both turned it down, and the rumor is that Madonna is pretty much up a creek without a paddle since she has a terrible reputation for being a WEE bit …read more

Miley Cyrus, never noted for her, um, AWARENESS, I guess you could call it, stated her disapproval of celebrities, specifically Angelina Jolie and Madonna, trotting their kids out for everyone to see, rather than locking them in a closet and throwing them a hunk of meat every couple days. You know, like normal people.
Well, for someone who wears hot pants and hooker heels and regularly does a pole dance in front of millions of third graders, plus posts a video of her nine year old sister dirty dancing on her website, she is either being ironically funny or just …read more

How many people reading this actually WATCH Saturday Night Live?
>>crickets chirping<<
That’s what I thought. I think most of us just watch the “best of” videos that tend to surface the next day, like the following of Scarlett Johansson:
And of course the catfight between Lady Gaga and Madonna:

Good morning, Snarkarinos! Apologies for no posts yesterday, my computer blew up Friday night and I’m just now getting back on and catching up. So here we go….
Madonna has a new video out for her song “Celebration”, and while the song is VERY good and catchy, the video made me uncomfy, mostly because Madge just won’t stop touching her vadge. Does she have a yeast infection? Is she looking for her lost pants? Inquiring minds want to know. Watch:
You can see her current paramour Jesus as the DJ, he’s the one fully dressed and she starts taking off his clothes, …read more

In a Daily Mail article, Madonna wants us all to know that she was and is Michael Jackson’s biggest fan, and none of us should EVER forget that. In fact, she’s planning on doing a big lip synch of his songs at at London’s O2 arena on Saturday night, because you know how great it is for people to spend like $200 (or more) for concert tickets to hear their favorite artist and show up to not only hear her lip syncing, but lip syncing someone else’s music. Yeah.
Seriously, he was a great pop star, but people are acting like …read more

We all know that Madonna is going out with a 22 year old model named Jesus Luz, right? Well, he is well and truly whipped, as he is now going around saying that Madge is “without fault”, full of some kind of unicorn goodness, poops kittens, etc. Here’s what he had to say:
‘Madonna is beautiful, a person full of positive energy, with no visible faults. I found her marvellous. Her personality also impressed me.
Okay, let’s substitute “positive energy” for Botox, “faults” for self-restraint, and “personality” for vadge. Let’s have another go:
‘Madonna is beautiful, a person full of Botox, with no …read more

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Ay yi yi, I walk away from the Internets for FIVE MINUTES and all heckfire has broken loose. Can’t a girl wallow in the sunshine eating bonbons like a CIVILIZED person? Sheesh!
Anywhodles, Snarkarinos, we all know that Madonna was denied adoption this week of a new kid to add to her growing arsenal of walking, talking accessories. Too bad they don’t come stamped with the labels Gucci, Prada, or Chanel, right? Madge actually was stopped in her tracks by the Malawaian gubmint, mostly because she doesn’t satisfy the residency requirement, but also because she’s gone back …read more

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Madonna sure knows how to make an entrance, doesn’t she! Appearing yesterday to tour an African village in the country of Malawi, where she’s buying adopting a kid, she wore a Chanel sweatsuit (similar to the one pictured above) that retails for a whopping $2800. Yes, I believe Madonna was missing the day sensitivity chips were handed out, don’t you?
And who in the world buys and wears a sweatsuit worth that much money? I have a few sweatsuits, and guess what – I SWEAT in them, therefore, I do not want them to be worth …read more

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ROWR! I am Madonna, the Adopter! Feel my wrath! ROWR!
See what happens when you’re all hepped up on caffeine and cold meds, kids? It’s quite pitiful, isn’t it. Anyway, officials in a Malawian adoption agency have confirmed that Madge’s vadge has showed up with a truckload of money, I mean, she’s filed papers to grab herself another baby. But there’s trouble a’brewin in River City because Madge is 50, divorced, a bit promiscuous, and already has three kids that she doesn’t pay attention to. But all that is easily conquered by the already mentioned truckloads of …read more