Snarky Gossip

July 2nd, 2008

Reports that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are already in trouble

OK! is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are already having problems. With such a high-profile marriage such as theirs, it’s not that surprising, especially since they got married so dang fast. Here’s the video:

Honestly, even though I don’t care for Mariah as an artist (just not my cup of tea, although I do […]

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June 25th, 2008

Friends give Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon six months tops

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Surprise, surprise: friends are giving the unlikely pairing of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon only six months until they are DUNZO.
Apparently, he’s been given the nickname “Whipped Nick” because he spends more time in stores with her credit cards buying her shizznit than he […]

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June 5th, 2008

Nick Cannon mooching off Mariah Carey? Shocker!

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Well, nobody saw THIS one coming. Apparently new husband Nick Cannon has been spending wife Mariah Carey’s money like it’s going out of style, and she’s just looking on indulgently. So far, he’s bought a ton of new cars, […]

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May 20th, 2008

Mariah Carey wants a $4 million wedding

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I don’t think Mariah Carey has shown us the true extent of her craziness yet. I think we’re just looking at the tip of the iceberg, and her recent wedding to iddy biddy Nick Cannon is going to open a whole new floodgate of the crazy. Like this […]

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May 13th, 2008

Mariah Carey talks about her wedding on The Ellen Show

Time until Mariah Carey starts talking about her divorce on The Ellen Show? Three months and counting. Here’s Mariah gushing about her new husband Nick Cannon. I wonder if she buys his pimple cream for him, maybe some Axe body spray?
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Part 2:

What in the hell do these two even TALK to each other about? […]

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May 8th, 2008

Mariah Carey is already planning for kids - but wait, I thought she hated kids?

So even though Mariah Carey thinks of herself as eternally 12 and has already mentioned she doesn’t care much for kids except for as trendy accessories, now she’s bleating about how much she wants kids with boytoy Nick Cannon. But first, here’s what she said like just three weeks ago:
“It’s hard to have kids in […]

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May 7th, 2008

First official pictures of Mariah Carey’s wedding

Oprah, God bless her, showed off pictures of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding on her show yesterday:

I still think it was a total publicity stunt - how about you?
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May 3rd, 2008

Is Mariah Carey really married to Nick Cannon, or is it just a giant publicity stunt?

Okay. So I told you yesterday that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were supposedly an item. Apparently, they got married (this is a big rumor, I’m just reporting) in the Bahamas at Mariah’s estate there. The ring is supposedly worth 2.5 million (I’m thinking that Mariah HAD to have bought that puppy herself) and Nick’s […]

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May 1st, 2008

Mariah Carey is engaged to….Nick Cannon?

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I’m sorry, is this the oddest coupling you’ve ever heard of or WHAT. Apparently Mariah Carey is engaged to Nick Cannon, who is at least ten years younger than she is. When asked about the engagement at the party she was attending […]

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April 2nd, 2008

Mariah Carey passes up Elvis for number one singles

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Personally I can’t stand Mariah Carey (she always sounds like she’s snorting helium), but you’ve gotta admit that the girl has definitely made it big time. In fact, this just announced today, that Miss Mariah has officially passed up Elvis Presley for the most number […]

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