Oh noes!

Tina Knowles, mother of Beyonces, has filed for divorce from her husband of 31 years, Mathew Knowles.
In the legal documents filed, it says Tina and Matthew “ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009″ — the exact day of their 30th wedding anniversary. OUCH.
Since Matthew has been Beyonce’s manager from the beginning, there could be some serious money up for grabs here. Do you think she might be saying something to the tune of:
“To the left
to the left
everything you own in a box to the left”

Tina & Matthew Knowles Are …read more

Nicole Kidman is like my ideal actress: lovely, poised, funny, articulate, etc.
So when she starts talking about her sex life, it’s like accidentally seeing your Nana naked. Awkward, completely embarrassing, and totally uncomfortable.

According to the Daily Mail, Nic’s tried all sorts of fun stuff: kinky, strange, obssesive, etc. Here we go:
‘I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,’ Kidman said.
‘You work on it,’ she went on of marriage. ‘It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to …read more

Congratulations to one of the most fertile women on the planet – Heidi Klum and husband Seal had their fourth child Friday, a girl named Lou Sulola Samuel.

This is actually her third child with husband Seal, she has a child from a previous marriage. Of course, you know she’s going to be back in perfect shape like in twenty minutes, right? Here’s what Heidi had to say about this new event on her official site:
It´s difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you love your existing children.Anyone who has a family will tell you this.Where will one find …read more

Country singer LeAnn Rimes has separated from her husband of seven years, Dean Sheremet. The couple got married when she was 19 (!!!!!). Apparently she’s making time with her acting buddy Eddie Cibrian, who separated from HIS wife to be with her. What a mess, right?
However, sources say that Dean and LeAnn aren’t done yet. They were pretty much “inseparable” the whole time they were in Nashville, going to the gym, getting coffee together, etc. So the friendship is definitely there, but it remains to be seen if it’s enough to save the marriage.

With all the hoopla around Michael Jackson’s shocking death this week, one of the things that has actually gotten to this hardened gossip hound was Lisa Marie Presley’s blog post about their married life together, and how she tried to save him. Here’s an excerpt:
On dying like Elvis, Lisa’s dad
At some point he paused, he stared at me very intensely and he stated with an almost calm certainty, “I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did.”
On their married life
Our relationship was not “a sham” as is being reported in the press. It …read more

Well, after ten years of marriage and five seasons of a reality show that showed how awfully strained their marriage had truly become, Jon and Kate Gosselin have officially called it quits. Their show tonight on TLC had the announcement:
I don’t think anyone who’s watched the show for more than five minutes is surprised at this announcement; Kate always treated Jon like he was something on the bottom of her shoe, and Jon dealt with it by disassociating with the family. Hopefully they’ll put the kids first in this whole thing, but judging from their past history, I’m not going …read more

You know what? It’s nice to be surprised by people, especially in a really good way. In a radio interview this week, Marie Osmond, a devout Mormon and mother of eight confirmed that her oldest daughter Jessica is gay, and that she totally supports her right to get married to someone she loves. Here’s what she had to say:
“You know, on those types of things I’m very supportive. When it comes to marriage, I think that civil rights need to be for all,” Osmond said. “When you start mixing religion into that and beliefs, you know, I do believe in …read more

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Remember yesterday when I told you that Hulk Hogan says he could “kill like OJ Simpson”? His soon to be ex-wife Linda Hogan is now responding to these comments:
“Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates.”
Before you get all weepy-eyed about how brave she is, remember that this whole family is beyond screwed up – they are literally MADE of the crazy. They all just need to shut it, get to therapy, take some …read more

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Has The Boss been bossin’ around another woman than his wife? Apparently so – according to news reports, Bruce Springsteen has been named in a suit filed by businessman Arthur J. Kelly, who named the Born In The USA rocker as the reason for the breakup of his 17-year marriage to Ann C. Kelly, according to a complaint filed in Superior Court in Monmouth County last month.
The suit alleges that his wife “has committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen, who resides in Rumson, N.J., and Colts Neck, N.J., at various times and places too numerous …read more

AS WELL SHE SHOULD!! Just kidding, please don’t start picketing my house, okay? Here’s a cute little video of Portia de Rossi “apologizing” on the Jimmy Kimmel show for marrying her longtime love Ellen DeGeneres. Basically, it’s an apology to all the Prop 8 supporters who were put out by protesting same-sex marriage. Watch: