September 9th, 2008
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Anyone who’s ever wanted to own a pair of Wacko Jacko’s underpants….which, I sincerely hope, is NO ONE, can buy them tomorrow on eBay for one million dollars. Dang! That’s a lot of money for tighty whities! Here’s more:
MICHAEL Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 […]
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September 2nd, 2008
This one has got me scratching my head. Mostly because I’ve got sand in there from the beach, but also because seriously, Pam and Michael Jackson? Isn’t she afraid that he’ll lure her kids into his diabolical candy house and make them drink Jesus Juice?
Anyway, Pam and Micheal were spotted having drinks together […]
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February 27th, 2008
Harley the Wonder Dog is feeling quite frisky this morning, and by frisky, I mean he’s actually gotten up to take his morning nap somewhere else today. Seriously, he is the LAZIEST DOG EVER. He takes walks every day, but other than that? Yeah, he’s sleeping. Don’t you wish you were a dog? Life would […]
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January 2nd, 2008
Quote of the Day:
Slash said that when he worked with Michael Jackson back in the day he refused to let his kids near him, because he didn’t trust him. Well, that’s a no-brainer.
Slash told Uncut Magazine, “You know, I give the benefit of the doubt to Michael on everything - innocent until proven guilty […]
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December 17th, 2007
I am really, REALLY hoping that’s a tattoo. Anyway, HI Snarky Gossip fans! How the hell are you. Hopefully your weekend was full of happiness, unicorns, puppy dogs, and rainbows.
So there’s something up my cat’s butt. I’m thinking it’s a corncob of some type, because honestly? She is a stone cold biyatch. We took […]
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December 3rd, 2007
Lawsie mercy, you guys. Okay. So, I’ve introduced you to my dog Harley, right? (He’s the one in the Sponge Bob costume there.) Well, instead of doing his doggy business at 11 PM last night, you know, like NORMAL DOGS, he decides to wait until 2 AM and wake us up by whimpering and walking […]
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November 7th, 2007
The very well-respected magazine Ebony is, in it’s own words, a “forum to explore the impact of the world on African Americans and the impact of African Americans on the world.” So why the hell is Michael Jackson showing up on the cover? Don’t creepy alien pedophiles get their OWN magazine?
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October 16th, 2007
As if he didn’t have enough problems, poor little lamb. Now Michael Jackson is being sued for $7 million smackeroos.
Michael’s world continues to crumble. He’s being sued by the Prince Abdulla Al-Khalifa of Bahrain in London’s High Court court for $7 million plus damages.
The Prince, in papers sent to me over the weekend, is […]
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September 18th, 2007
The extra time is reserved for all the time the assistants have to pick up his nose up off the floor.
Michael Jackson’s hair reportedly takes three hours to style.
The ‘Thriller’ singer is in New York to be photographed for the cover of Italian Vogue magazine and spent hours having his hair styled to perfection.
A […]
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September 5th, 2007
In today’s selection of Random Useless Crap, I bring you this list of the 20 Ugliest Celebrites. Here are my top five favorites:
Michael Jackson. Oh, come on - you knew he was going to be on this one.
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