Snarky Gossip

August 24th, 2006

Mariah Carey - A World Of No

GAHHHHHH!! My EYES!!!!!!!

pics via the always fun Crunk and Disorderly
Tags: mariah carey, mooriah carey
Tags: Fashion Gaffes, Musicians, Singers

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August 22nd, 2006

Kevin Federline At Teen Choice Awards

Good Lord. I can’t figure out if Kevin is so bad, he’s good, or he’s just bad. Methinks that he is just bad. Not bad as in Micheal Jackson’s "who’s bad", which indicates that there’s at least a form of coolness somewhere. Just bad. Bad, bad, bad. Check it out for yourself. By the way, […]

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July 13th, 2006

It’s Miss Jackson, If You’re Nasty

From this:

to this:

What IS it that the second picture reminds me of….hmmm…oh, I know!

Tags: Fashion Gaffes, Musicians

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July 11th, 2006

Kevin Federline - Still Mooching Off Britney

Kevin Federline, seen here in all his unwashed and hairy glory, is apparently going to sign with Britney Spears’ record label. You know, because he’s so freaking talented and all. I think this might be the look they’re going for with him:

Tags: Musicians

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July 7th, 2006

Justin Timberlake and SexyBack

Watch Justin Timberlake talk about his new single “SexyBack”; and by the way, this song does NOT sound like the Justin that we’re used to, I actually LIKE this song and was getting all jiggy wit it. My cat was looking at me funny.

Tags: Musicians

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July 6th, 2006

James Brown, God’s Gift To Women

“I got back to how it was years ago, when men controlled women. A woman should know her limitations, as a man should know his obligations. I’m going to stay into that philosophy, unless I quit reading the Bible. You can’t give a woman limitations if you don’t find your obligations. But once I’ve taken […]

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July 6th, 2006

Kevin Federline is a “Joke” - Thank You Captain Obvious!

Ooooooooohhhh, wow, have WE ever been tricked, yalls!
According to various sources, Kevin Federline was only foolin’ us with how UTTERLY HORRIBLE AND MINDLESS his music is/was, especially this winner:

Oh, yes - he’s Mr. Tricksy! See?
“”At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people […]

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July 5th, 2006

Beyonce and Jay-Z: Did They Get Married?

From Jossip; there’s a rumor going ’round that Beyonce and Jay-Z got married over the weekend. More as the story develops, but while we’re waiting, why not shake your booty and/or raise your hands in the air in a manner that suggests that you just do not care with Beyonce - I LOVE this song.

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July 3rd, 2006

Keith Urban: “I’ll Always Be A CokeHead”

There’s something refreshing about a celebrity who just comes out and says that he likes the white stuff…and I don’t mean milk. From FameTastic:
“Keith Urban doesn’t want to claim he’s beaten his cocaine addiction because he knows how hard it is to break the habit once and for all.
“As any addict will tell you - […]

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June 30th, 2006

Lil’ Kim Gets Just A Lil’ Jail

Lil’ Kim, she of absolutely HORRID taste, music, and general kind of slimy feeling when you look at her, is getting out of jail. So should we start a timer on when she’s A)going to get thrown back in or B)gets major music awards because of her “suffering?”
Tags: Legal, Musicians

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