Pam’s mom knows what’s going on. She sees her daughter getting together with a whole host of shady characters: married to porn king Rick Salomon, back and forth with former husband Tommy Lee, etc. So basically, she’s had enough, and told her daughter she wishes she were gay:

“Lately my mother has said, ‘I wish you were gay, considering your choice of men!’ “ - source

Okay! So who do you think would be a good match for Pammie? Come on, let’s play matchmaker……Fiddle on the Roof, baby!

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So Pam Anderson apparently thinks we’re all idiots. Listen to what she has to say about how she got her Baywatch gig:

“I didn’t wear a bra to the audition. It’s actually true. You had to have a swim test and I floated. You had to run in slow motion and swim in slow motion and then smile. I know how to work a defibrillator!” - source

NO KIDDING?!!? You mean, they judged your acting ability purely on your BREASTS and not on your Shakespearan acting abilities? This is a travesty. We must contact the authorities and report this violation!

Seriously, does she not realize that the only reason people even pay attention to her is because she likes to prance around half-nekkid and show off all her mysterious lady bits? For shizzle my nizzle.

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I am going to try and reserve comment on this one. At least for a second. When asked recently why in the HELL she wants to be on a reality show, Pammie said that acting was “too hard”. Makes brain go OW. She also went on to say more crappity crap that the interviewer probably didn’t even pay attention to because her boobs were all up in his face. I know that’s crude, but we’re talking about Pam Anderson. Anyway, here’s more:
“I don’t miss doing TV. It’s too much work. But this way is much easier for me.

“I’m an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid of being filmed. I’m afraid of not being filmed. Yesterday I was in the bathtub shaving my legs and having an interview. There’s something sexy about shaving your legs in front of your boyfriend - not necessarily the whole world.”

Am I crazy or did she just contradict herself? She’s being interviewed shaving her legs, then says that it’s sexy to not be in front of the whole world? My head hurts. I’m going to lay down and figure this one out.

Oh JOY! The bliss I am feeling right now is too much for an ordinary mortal such as me, and do you know WHY?

Pam Anderson is getting her own reality show.

I KNOW!!! And not just ANY old reality show….one in which she will be “pursuing her commitments to PETA, and her quest to make a splash in the acting world.” VERY exciting. I’m sure that the Emmy committee is pretty much just throwing out their ballots NOW, because anything Pam Anderson lends her boobies talents to will be SURE to be an acting tour de force.