Snarky Gossip

September 19th, 2008

Afternoon gossip roundup

Hollywood Green #3 Gisele Bundchen - Science On TV
You can still be Paris Hilton’s BFF! - The Hilton Files
Ali Lohan in motorcycle accident - Junior Celebs
Is Megan Fox trying to steal the Lindsay and Samantha thunder? - Celeb Amour
Ryan Seacrest to help host 2008 Emmy Awards - IdolStalker
Tags: American Idol, Emmy Award, megan-fox, paris-hilton, ryan-seacrest

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September 19th, 2008

O noes! Coyotes eat Paris Hilton’s little doggies!

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I really shouldn’t laugh at this, but I SO TOTALLY AM. Paris Hilton has 17 dogs - which, isn’t that against the law or something? How does she take care of that many dogs? - and she let them go outside and didn’t pay attention, and coyotes ATE TWO OF THEM. […]

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September 12th, 2008

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Kim Kardashian

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If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really don’t care. At least I have a butt.
Tags: celebrity-quotes, kim-kardashian, paris-hilton

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March 23rd, 2008

Pam Anderson’s marriage was a fraud? Say it isn’t so!

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Oh, that crazy Pam Anderson! What with the boobies, and the blonde hair, and the seemingly unending string of men! Well,now this clever little vixen is claiming fraud in her impending divorce from porno king Rick Salomon, and he decided to do the same. No […]

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February 26th, 2008

This afternoon’s gossip brought to you by David Lee Roth

On to the gossip! Of which there just ain’t much. First, Paris Hilton makes everyone happy.
Why is Paris Hilton a celebrity?
Video of Paris Hilton sending a whole bunch of mallrats into complete hysterics:

If you had a preteen daughter, would you be encouraging her to take Paris Hilton as a role model? Yeah, I didn’t […]

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December 4th, 2007

Joan Van Ark OMG, Scary Tiger Attack, Ashley Tisdale nose job, Mitch Winehouse FTW, Britney Spears drunk dialing, Beyonce is a Bumblebee, Tara Reid’s evil nipple, Renee Zellweger, and more

Hola, muchachos! Happy Tuesday to you. I *think* I’m going to get my Christmas tree today; hopefully it won’t be like LAST year when there were giant beetles jumping off every which way IN MY HOUSE. At least it was beetles and not squirrels, right? Although I am pretty sure that my cats would step […]

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October 18th, 2007

Paris Hilton banned from Nicole Richie’s baby shower

Really, can you blame her? Would YOU want that skanky ho showing up at your baby shower? I didn’t think so!
A source close to Paris Hilton and on-off bff, Nicole Richie has informed us that Nicole doesnt want Paris at her baby shower!. Nicole who is on tour with rocker boyfriend and baby daddy […]

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September 30th, 2007

David Letterman rips Paris Hilton a new one

Ah…..it actually relaxes me to watch this. It’s like a nice warm bath.

Tags: david-letterman, paris-hilton

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September 16th, 2007

Paris Hilton is now richer than God.

Just when you thought you had FINALLY ditched that very unhealthy hate of Paris Hilton, along comes this little news item:
Paris Hilton has finally been allowed her $120,000,000 (£60 million) inheritance money.
The hotel heiress received the lump sum from her grandfather who’s said to be impressed by her business acumen.
William Barron Hilton who turns 80 […]

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September 11th, 2007

Wake Up with Snarky

Chelsy Rages at Prince Harry who Rages at Photographer
Let’s Go Shopping With the Jolie-Pitt Family!
Mary-Kate and Ashley: College Drop-outs
Pete Wentz talks about kissing his “best friend”
Kanye Needs a Tampon
Lamest.Fight.Ever
Was Beyoncé Worst Dressed at VMAs?
Paris Hilton Backstage at the VMAs
Lindsay Lohan hugging Dad
Zac Efron Visits Mom During Days Off

Tags: angelina jolie, ashley-olsen, Beyonce, brad pitt, chelsy, […]

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